Chapter 5 - TBGWIACATO!

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I heard TGBWIACATO screaming like a loser about 15 miles away because I have super hearing now.

"You have super hearing now?" TRFRB said, like he read my mind like the author of this book was controlling what he said and what I thought.

"I guess," I said timidly, showing another great feat of amazing character development.

"Well, then. We need to use that to find TGBWIACATO!" TRFRB yelled like a brute.

"Don't yell at me!" I screamed, starting a fight to distance the characters so it will be all the sweeter when they date.

"Argh!" TRFRB said like there wasn't any actual words to say.

"Shhhh..." I said, kissing him.

We started to kiss, sparks, cool feeling ran down my spine, etc.

"Oh yeah, TGBWIACATO, I forgot." I whispered like a bumbling idiot.

Then we found TGBWIACATO.

"WE FOUND TGBWIACATO! YAY!"

We only had to kill twenty unimportant Corrupt Police Force Members to get there, not very eventful at all.

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