Bathing in Moonlight

Karlnap: What Happens in a Frat House Basement

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"How many beers did you have at the pregame?" I asked my best friend Sapnap, as we walked to the college party that was across town.

Sapnap burped into his closed fist, turning to me and shrugging.

"I dunno...ffffour? Five?" He said, slurring his words slightly.

I laughed, shaking my head at how ridiculous he was already acting and we hadn't even arrived at the party yet.

"What about you, Karl?" He asked me, stumbling over to stand closer to me as we continued to walk.

"I had two." I said to him, playfully shoving him off of me, because him leaning on me was almost causing us to fall off the narrow sidewalk.

"Only two beers?!" Sapnap asked, shocked. "Did Dream rrrrun out of beers at the house or s-something?"

"No, Dream had his fridge fully stocked at the pregame. You know it doesn't take me a lot to get drunk, so I only had a few. I'll drink more at the actual party." I told him.

I was so excited to be going to my first college party with my best friend: it made college that much more fun having him by my side. Sapnap's two years older than me: I'm a freshman, he's a junior, so he has been to a lot more parties than I have.

Despite how much Sapnap parties on the weekends, he's actually very studious during the week. He's studying engineering, so his major basically demands that he's organized, hardworking, and intelligent.

As I was lost in thought, Sapnap nudged me on the shoulder to get my attention.

"It's this house right here." He said, walking up to the porch where three guys I hadn't seen before stood, overseeing the neighborhood.

Sapnap dapped one of the guys up, making a joke about the outfit he was wearing.

The guy laughed in response, then glanced over at me. I smiled, standing slightly behind Sapnap because I had no idea what I was doing.

"Just you two?" The guy asked, peering behind me to make sure there was no one else with us.

Sapnap nodded.

"Look, uh...it's getting pretty crowded in there. I don't know if there's space for you two." The guy said to Sapnap.

"Ahh, come on, Brett. You and I are buddies, right? Just let us in. I'll buy you a six pack and bring it over tomorrow." Sapnap said, trying to wager with 'Brett'.

"I don't think we can, bro. The ratio's off, sorry." Brett said, shaking his head.

I leaned in to Sapnap's ear. "What does he mean 'ratio'?" I asked.

Sapnap put his hand up to my ear. "The chicks to dicks ratio. They try to have more girls at parties than guys."

I furrowed my eyebrows at Sapnap, genuinely shocked by this information. "Isn't that kind of messed up?"