ok so the 6th graders is doing a play, and they gotta audition with monologues. we put these together for the 6th graders.
i wrote viola swamp, yasleen did raymond, jayda did ms nelson, and te'aja did lavita.
! MISS NELSON IS MISSING !
Miss Viola Swamp -
ON YOUR FEET. nice. Very nice. This is what I love to hear from pesky little kids. Quiet. My favorite sound. You will do homework until your pencil breaks- you know what? Scratch that. You are gonna do homework until your pencil breaks and then your fingers break one by one. You will read until your eyes look like an 80 year old's eyes, until they pop out of your brainless head. Nobody leaves for water, you can die of thirst, Nobody leaves for lunch, you can die of hunger, I couldn't care less. YOU WILL STAY HERE TILL YOU HAVE MEMORIZED EVERY CITY IN THE UNITED STATES. YOU WILL STAY HERE UNTIL YOU HAVE MEMORIZED EVERY MULTIPLICATION FACT. sit tight, you aren't going anywhere. Guess what? I could care less about your "little feelings." You kids want to be an astronaut? Oooh. Do you want to be a singer? Oh! The president? Snap out of that ridiculous abominating dream. In all my 25 years of teaching, I have never had a class that makes me sick. Absolutely sick. To. my. Stomach. You have the gall to misbehave in my presence. WELL YOU ARE MISTAKENLY WRONG. YOU WILL BE MORE DISCIPLINED THAN THE US ARMY, AND SMARTER THAN ALBERT EINSTEIN. Sit down. You don't gotta love me. I don't care. I'm a witch on wheels. Open your books to page 197.
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Lavita - I'm so bored.Can we go outside already? I'm dying here. this is the worst nobody wants to listen to a stupid story. Nobody cares about me apparently! I'm sick and tired of this class and this teacher who literally doesn't even know how to teach pathetic. At this point could we get a new teacher because I'm already bored of this one. IM DONE WITH THIS STUPID TEACHER AND THIS STUPID SCHOOL ! My life is horrible, why would my mother send me to this prison they call school! Stupid phoebe is always sick , Elvis thinks he is so cool just because he is named after a pop star, and Morris is so stupid HE CALLS HIMSELF MOUSE. This place is tortue. Oh God if you can help me get out of here I promise I'll be good for the rest of my life, well maybe not the rest of my life but hey who cares anyway. Raymond is the only sane one here; he thinks the same way I do. I've been talking so much my mouth is dry. I'm going to get some water.
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Miss Nelson -
These kids are really good kids I promise. They just need a little work I think. I don't know. Maybe I'm not a good enough teacher for this. I think. I want these kids to listen to me but I don't want to yell at them because they are only 5th graders. I hate this feeling of not knowing what to do. I feel helpless. I think Raymond hates me. Correction- I know he hates me. He literally says it everyday. Phoebe plays sick just to get out of my class , GOD. Why do I suck so much as a teacher? I wanna be able to teach and have fun at the same time but they make it so hard for me. Maybe if I come in with a stronger approach they will listen to me. I don't know at this point. I need time off. I need to take a break from all of the rowdy kids because I can't handle this anymore. I need to practice being mean., I'll give it one more day and if it doesn't work then I don't know. WHAT AM I THINKING. I can't go back there. THEY HATE ME. UGH. I GIVE UP.
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Raymond -
I hate school, especially my teacher, Miss Nelson. I hate her so much, she cannot teach and is such a pushover, she teaches me nothing. I would learn more from a rock in the middle of the street. But my sub, Miss Viola Swamp. I love her so much, she is everything Miss Nelson isn't. She teaches, I learn, kids are not acting like psychos. She makes me love school unlike when Miss Nelson was here teaching her meaningless sucky lessons, she could not even read a book! Miss Viola Swamp can teach you something in less than two days, Miss Nelson could not have that happen. It takes like a month for her to teach us how to spell a word. Miss Nelson is the worst teacher ever. When I want to sit in a class of psychos who try to throw me out a window, and hear a teacher who cannot even speak, I will go to her class if she will even have one when they find out she cannot teach.
spring play coming soon.
-The Campbell theatre department
xoxo veronica
