We'll Beat You; Black With Blue

After The 'General' Came By

"Why the hell did you give the flag to a red?!" Church questioned, obviously pissed off.

"You said the commander was someone that didn't look like any of us," Caboose responded, lowering his head like a sad puppy.

"Yeah and the commander wanted the flag," I pipped up, trying to help Caboose.

"Just get on the dam roof," Church growled.

Once on the roof, Michele moved towards the "pillar" I was leaning against to sit down.

"What the hell do you think you're doing? Your legs work stand up!" Church yelled at her.

"Church was always was my favorite red vs blue character," I thought to myself," but in person he's a real asshole."

"There. There he is," Tucker spoke up pointing towards the red soldier carrying a blue flag.

Church held up the sniper to look through the scope,"Where? Oh, yeah. I got him, he's sneaking around back behind the cliffs."

"He must be one smart son of a bitch."

"Or maybe he just got lost," Michele suggested, but no-one commented on it.

"Oh shit...Hey Tucker look at his armour, it's red."

"Oh man. That means it's their sergeant."

"Or its a new recruit,"I mumbled which caused Michele to give me a suspicious look.

"Well that makes sense," Church said, ignoring me," now we know how he got past or defences."

"What defences?" Michele yelled, causing everyone to stare at her including me.

"What she means is that he walked in through the back where you two were standing." I said trying to get everyone's attention back to Donut.

"Yeah, whatever," Tucker responded like he was ignoring me," let's take him out then."

"Roger that," Church steadied himself," Okay, say goodnight Sarge." An entire mag was shot but not one what they were intended to,"Aw crap."

"You're not really good with that thing, are you?" Michele asked jokingly.

"Rookie just shut the fuck up."

"What the hell?" I thought to myself," there's no way that stealing Caboose's and Tucker 's lines is a coincidence."

"Oh great, more he's taunting us," Tucker said, annoyed.

"Alright, that's it. I've had it," Church growled getting mad," Rookies stay here. Me and Tucker, we'll head through the teleporter and cut him off at the pass."

"Right," caboose responded, sounding like an actual solider.

"I'm not going through that thing," Tucker protested, backing away from the teleporter.

"Afraid of black stuff," I heard Michele whisper, as Tucker and I turned to face her.

"Tucker we don't have time for this," Church commented,"Why would they give us a teleporter that doesn't work?"

"I don't know why would they give us a tank no one can drive?" Tucker and Michele said almost in complete sync.

"We already tested the teleporter remember?" Church asked, watching Michele as he spoke.

"We threw rocks through it!"

"Yeah, and so what? The rocks came out the other side didn't they?"

"Yeah, but they were all hot and covered in black stuff."

"Tucker, like Church said, we don't have time for this," I said kicking Tucker through the teleporter.

When Tucker expectantly didn't come out the other end, Church spoke up," Yeah, I've...uh...decided not to use the teleporter."

Running off he added," Rookies stay here!"

"What now?" Caboose asked the remaining blue team members.

"Now we do what Church told us and stay here," I replied to Caboose.

"Ok," Caboose responded happily.

As I watched Church catch Donut, then Tucker come out of no where while the warthog made is way over to the three Michele started singing," And I wonder where you are. And I wonder what you wore. I'm lost inside a bar. And I'm drunk in a war. And I wonder where you are."

"You can sing pretty well," I commented, slightly smiling.

"You think so?"

"Would I have said that if I didn't-" I started to say until I heard Caboose say," Oh man, that's not good. Oh my God that jeep has a really big gun."

"Caboose, get in the tank we're going to go save Church."

"I'll come too," Michele offered.

"No you stay here just in case," I responded getting in the tank pretending not to notice future Church looking at me from behind the tank. I made sure everything else happened just like it did in the show.