Attack on Ereri Fluff (Attack on Titan One Shots)

Let Me Teach You Something About Math

[[Modern AU]]

[[In which Levi uses math to flirt with Eren.]]

[Day One]

Eren: *Looks at math problem with frustration* Stupid math... stupid variables... stupid derivatives and equations... *Accidentally hits the erase button on the calculator, erasing everything and making him have to retype the whole equation all over again* Stupid calculator...

Levi: *Looks up from his book* What are you grumpy about now, Eren?

Eren: Levi~! *He whined* Can you please help me with this problem?

Levi: *Gets up from his chair and walks over to Eren* What is it, brat?

Eren: *Points to a complicated calculus problem* Do you know how to solve this?

Levi: *Looks at the problem and then looks at Eren* No... But I do know one thing, and that's... one... plus... *Grab Eren's shirt collar and pulls Eren's face close to his* one *He smirks* equals *Kisses Eren on the lips* us.

Eren: ... *Shocked* W-what... *Blushes*

Levi: *Smirks while licking his lips*

Eren: *Covers his face with his hands to hide his red face*

[Day Two]

Eren: Argh! Why is calculus so hard? *Pulls at hair in frustration*

Levi: *Bends over and puts his mouth close to Eren's ears* You know what else is hard? *He whispers*

Eren: Levi, I don't need your math innuendos right no-

Levi: *Throws down Shakespeare* English. English is hard.

Eren: Oh... *Embarrassed* I thought you were going to go a different way with that.

Levi: And my dick.

Eren: ......

[Day Three]

Eren: *Trying to focus on math homework that is due tomorrow*

Levi: Hey, Eren.

Eren: *In deep concentration*

Levi: Eren.

Eren: *Doesn't hear Levi*

Levi: Oi, shitty brat!

Eren: *Snaps out of concentration and jolts upright* H-huh? What is it, Levi?

Levi: Do you know what two plus one equals?

Eren: Of course. It's three. Why? *Gives Levi a weird look*

Levi: Well, the sum of two and one is... a... three-sum. *Winks*

Eren: .....Le-

Levi: Ah. *Puts his finger on Eren's lips to silence him* Say no more. I'm going to call Erwin over. *Takes out cell phone and begins dialing*

[Day Four]

Levi: *Rests his chin on his hand as he watches Eren draw parabolas on a graph* You know...

Eren: *Stops writing* Oh, boy. Here we go again. *He mutters and then sighs* What is it now, Levi?

Levi: What was that, brat? *Glares* Did you want to repeat that again?

Eren: N-nothing! Go on with what you were saying. *Smiles nervously*

Levi: *Continues to stare, but then drops his gaze to Eren's worksheet* As I was saying: as much as I love watching you draw curves on a piece of paper. I would much prefer looking at some other curves if you know what I mean. *Reaches over and gropes Eren's ass*

Eren: *Jumps from the sudden unexpected contact and then half-heartedly glares at his boyfriend* Must you turn every tutoring session into a huge innuendo? *Blushes with embarrassment*

Levi: If it's with you, then yes.

[Day Five]

Eren: *Racks brain for extra knowledge that could possibly be hiding away in his brain* I can't do this! It's impossible.

Levi: I can help with that.

Eren: Really? *Smiles wide*

Levi: Well, they say the best way to solve a math problem... *Lifts Eren so that he is sitting on his lap* is to plug in the right kind of variables into the equation. *Grinds his clothed cock into Eren*

Eren: *Blushes like crazy* Oh... what the hell. *Throws math homework to the side* Screw math! *Turns himself around so that he is now straddling Levi and brings his lips to Levi's in a heated lip lock* Now screw me, Levi.

Levi: *Smirks* Gladly. *Kisses him again* I was waiting all week for you to finally give in. *Pulls Eren in so that their bodies are locked together as he felt every inch of his lover's body*

[[The rest of the night is censored. ;) ]]

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Wow, I'm on a roll this week.

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