Attack on Ereri Fluff (Attack on Titan One Shots)

Physics

Armin: That physics class is really hard, Eren. I don't know if it's a good idea for you to take it.

Eren: I know, Armin, but I need the credit and it's the only class that was open. All the other classes were filled.

Armin: I can try helping you on anything you don't understand, but I've heard the professor is very strict with his classes.

Eren: Psh, with your help, I'm sure I can pass.  *He said confidently*

Eren wasn't nervous at first, but as he got closer to the classroom, he could feel his hands get clammy as sweat began to form due to his increasing nerves. Eventually, the two of them had reached his class.

Eren: Well, this is it. There's no turning back now. *Gulps* Here goes. *Opens the door to the classroom and sees a handsome short man standing at the front working on his computer and stops in his tracks*

Armin: *Notices that Eren stopped moving (and maybe breathing) next to him* Eren? You OK? *Waves his hand in front of his face*

Eren: *Snaps out of his daze* Armin! *He whispered somewhat loudly as he grabbed his friend's hand and pulled him back out of the room*

Armin:  What are you doing, Eren?

Eren: *Quickly closes the door behind them* You never told me the teacher was so hot!

Armin: *Quickly figures out what Eren was getting at* Ohhh no. You are not getting nasty ideas about your professor, are you, Eren? Please tell me you're not going to do anything stupid and something you will regret later.

Eren: *Clearly not listening* Should I ask him out on a date after class? Maybe I should give him flowers? Does he even like flowers? He's a physics teacher so maybe he'll like some desk Newton balls instead. Or is that too predictable?

Armin: Are you even listening to me? *He asks, even though he knows the answer to his question*

Eren: *Still not listening* Maybe a present is coming on too strong. Hm...

Armin: Clearly not.

Eren: This is serious, Armin! What do you think he'll like?

Armin: I think he'll love his foot up your ass after you try to hit on him.

Eren:  Hm, kinky. But I don't know if that would be good for our first date together.

Armin: *Wants to slap his forehead in frustration* Eren, I'm being serious. Don't do anything stupid.

Eren: *Pouts* Fine, I won't.

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[Later]

Levi: *Has a foot on Eren's head which was currently being pressed against the ground* And that's why, class, you don't hit on your teacher in the middle of his lecture. Understood?

The whole class nods their head in fright.

Eren: *Face squished on the floor* (Sorry, Armin. I may have done something that was slightly stupid.)

[Despite the cruel treatment by the teacher, Eren still didn't learn his lesson that day.]

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Thanks for reading, everyone!

Erwin is the dean so Levi is able to get away with his interesting teaching methods as long as he doesn't cause serious damage to a student. :P