💎Greek Meme&Chat💎

Private chat between a lot of people

Chat between Ody I know everything and touchy Aeneas:

Odysseus🌊: ENEAAA????. 

Aeneas⚔️: Ufff what do you want Odysseus?

Odysseo🌊: I KNOW EVERYTHING!

Enea⚔️: But everything what!!!?

Odysseo🌊: EEEEHHH... How's it going with Mennie?

Enea⚔️: Everything is ok! Why?

Odysseo🌊: Diomedes and I have a theory... Ah no! Diomedes says it's his but it's approved by Odysseus himself!

Aeneas⚔️: Yes?

Odysseus🌊:...

Aeneas⚔️: Say something!

Odysseo🌊: Something!

Aeneas⚔️: Move!

Odysseus🌊: We all know Menelaus is straight so you're together for fun but now Diommy has come up with a fantastic theory....

Aeneas⚔️: But... I...

Odysseo🌊: That you don't want to leave Mennie because you love him!

Aeneas⚔️: What?!?

Odysseo🌊: Yeah, you got that right!

Enea⚔️: But I'm straight!

Odysseo🌊: Yes, as straight as Achilles!

Enea⚔️: Get out of here! And then it's my business!

Odysseo🌊: Ohhhhh calm downii

Aeneas⚔️: Fuck off!!!

Achille💛: OOOHHH ENEAAAAAA!!!!

Enea⚔️: But... How are you here?

Patroclus💙: Sorry, my bad!

*Achilles💛 and Patroclus💙 have abandoned*.

Aeneas⚔️: But...

Odysseus🌊: Sorry! It's just that I MIGHT have told Achilles and Patroclus....

Aeneas⚔️: But what?!? ...

Odysseus🌊: EEEEHH KNOW!

Enea⚔️: 😒🙄. 

Odysseo🌊: All your secretsiiiiii!!!!.

Aeneas⚔️: Secrets?

Odysseo🌊: Yeah, like that you love Mennie!

Enea⚔️: again?

Odysseo🌊: And Diomedes has hacked your google and rummaged through your history, you know.... You should delete it every day!

Aeneas⚔️:...

Odysseus🌊: You're loving housewives!!!

Enea⚔️: Unplug, unplug I've been discovered!!!

Odysseo🌊: Too late😇😏.

Enea⚔️: And what else do you know!!!?

Odysseo🌊: That you like horror movies, that Stolkeri Mennie, you take pictures, videos.... EEEEHH🙂

And now Diomedes is staring at you with binoculars!

Enea⚔️: But... But... PERVERT! And then it's my business, that's it!

*Enea⚔️ is offline*.

Odysseus🌊: Phew! Next time... EEEHH😏

Chat between Mennie the straight man and Aeneas the lover.

Menelao🍎: Aeneas...

Aeneas⚔️: Tell me Mennie😄.

Menelao🍎: I think we should break up, Elena I made her jealous and you were left alone!

Aeneas⚔️: But... No, please!

Menelaus🍎: Why?

Enea⚔️: um... They still bother me... Yes! Annoyance!

Menelao🍎: Ah... Ok! One more week is okay!!!?

Aeneas⚔️: Yes... Okay!

Menelao🍎: Well bye!

Enea⚔️: Bye😘.

Menelao🍎: Bye.

*2 hours later...*

Menelao🍎: My brother said you're hanging around the whole Achaean camp and Diomedes confirmed and said he started following you to kill you, what were you doing there?

Aeneas⚔️: EHM... I was playing Ping Pong with Hector on the walls and our ball flew off and blatantly entered your camp and I came to get it back🙂.

Menelaus🍎: Ah... Ok🤔!

Aeneas⚔️: Do you believe me?

Menelao🍎: Yes, yes...

Enea⚔️: Thank youeee😘.

Menelao🍎: I actually don't believe you at all!

Enea⚔️: But...

Menelao🍎: 🤫.

What really happened...

Aeneas was in the Achaean camp to see things, especially things about Mennie (😏😏).

It's 4:15am and Aeneas was spying on Mennie and Agamemnon talking from outside the tent with binoculars to look at certain things.... And then he complains about Zeus stolking him!

Aeneas: What are they talking about?

I'll read the lips!

Agamemnon: Achilles is an imbecile, he doesn't understand anything! His existence is useless!

Menelaus: Yes, I understand-

Agamemnon: He is a lousy lickspittle!

Menelaus: OOOOHHHHH Enough! You're being a five year old boy!

Anyway... That enemy of yours...

Menelaus: Boyfriend!

Enemy! He stinks, not to mention his breath, I think he's using you....

Ok... Enough, it's 4 o'clock, let's go to sleep!

Agamemnon: Ok!

Aeneas: Oh no!

He cunningly jumped into the rose bush nearby killing the badger that was resting in its lair down there but he noticed Diomedes staring at him and so he escaped crushing snails, worms and cockroaches to get back to the whole of Troy.

Chat between Ajax the Great and Zeus the senile

Zeus⚡: Ehy Ajax

Ajax🧭: What do you want?

Zeus⚡: Nothing, it's just that I was thinking something...

Ajax🧭: What? I don't have all day!

Zeus⚡: We can get engaged to make Enea jealous... What do you say?

Ajax🧭: No, that sucks!

Zeus⚡: Oh! How dare you?!?

I allow myself!

Zeus⚡: Uff, come on!

Ajax🧭: No

Zeus⚡: Come on!

Aiace🧭: Noo😑.

Zeus⚡: SUUUUUUU

Aiace🧭: NOOO

Zeus⚡: Daiiii Aiace🧭: NOOO

Aiace🧭: Uff, ok!

Zeus⚡: If! Zeus🧭: Then later little one.

Ajax🧭: But... ok!