Patroclo💙: Guys has anyone seen Briseide? She was supposed to be cooking chicken!
Achilles💛: Um...
Odysseus🌊:...
Aeneas⚔️: But what?
Achilles💛: First of all, I cooked the chicken for you! And then Briseis... You see... She was cooking and the sleeve of her dress caught fire.... I, like a good man, tried to put it out with a ben-hmm... With water kindly offered by Odysseus but it didn't put it out... hemm it happens!
Odysseus🌊: Yes it's true, water, however gentlemen Gossipp
Diomedes🏅: What Odysseus?
Ajax🧭&Zeus⚡:...
Odysseus🌊: I saw Zeus and Ajax doing things😏😏.
Achilles💛: Poor things!
Patroclus💙: What?!?
Ajax🧭: Yes, we were playing dice....
Odysseus🌊: And you were... (😏😏)
Achilles💛: Speaking... Right Ody?
Patroclus💙: I don't understand... Uncle Ody what do you say?
Achilles💛: Nothing Patty, just that your Uncle is crazy!
Odysseus🌊: I'm perfectly fine, anyway I'll send you the evidence now.
Patroclo💙: Oh God, how disgusting!
Zeus⚡: How dare you kid?
Patroclo💙: Sorry it's just that you don't look like a good couple!
Ajax🧭: Eh... Then Zeus we should break up...
Zeus⚡: No, I'm not leaving you!
Achilles💛: Ahahaha
Agamemnon🐷: But why did I end up in this bunch of incompetents!
Achille💛: ✌️
Patroclus💙: Hahaha, O my zeuss!
Zeus⚡: BASTAAAA!!! Anyway Aiacino you didn't mean it.... Did you? After what happened...
Aiace🧭: We just kissed.... Anyway go to Enea, he's single!
Zeus⚡: But I don't want himooo... Phew
Odysseus🌊: Enough is enough!
Diomede🏅: Odysseus enough!
Aeneas⚔️: Mennie...
Menelaus🍎: What do you want?
Enea⚔️: I LOVE YOUOOOO <3
Menelao🍎: But we broke up in private chat, stop it!
Enea⚔️: But I really do love you....
Menelao🍎: But we agreed to get together for fake, you just wanted to make Ajax jealous!
Ajax🧭:...
Zeus⚡: What?!?
Aeneas⚔️: Yes but now I love you :(
Menelao🍎: I don't, I'm sorry :)
Aeneas⚔️: Why, love?
Agamemnon🐷: Enough! And you brother lied to me....
Menelaus🍎: Sorry...
Agamemnon🐷: And I'm grateful for that! Thank goodness!
Menelao🍎: Okay? Ahahah
YOU ARE READING
💎Greek Meme&Chat💎
HumorStory written with 2 of my Friends✨❤️ Chat between all the characters in the Achilles song and the Iliad... Happy Reading. @Asy_Weasley @BISCO_POTTER
