??? Has joined the chat
Remi: Hii there
???: Hello my dear I believe you are from another universe?
Remi: I am! So who are you?
???: Oh I forgot my name oh so long ago but I go by a new name
Remi: What is it?
??? Changed their name to Joker
Batman: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE?!?
Joker: Hahahahahaha!!
Arlo: You guys love waking people up at night huh?
Joker: Oh it's not that late school boy
Arlo: It's 1am!
Batman: I will kick you! As soon as I figure out how
Ironman: Just got back from a party with friends, Say have y'all ever had shawarma?
Ironman: Who is Joker?
Joker: 👋
Batman: A literal serial killer
Remi: 😲😲
Remi: Who invited him?!?!?
Joker: During my fight with Batss I got his phone and invited my self!
Batman: Why?
Joker: Do I, Clown Prince of Crime, Need a reason to do things
Joker: You act like you don't know me when we have been together for years 😞
Ironman: Your dating a serial killer!
Batman: No he is my arch nemesis
Batman: So literally the opposite
Joker: We are Best Enemies 😍😍
Batman: 🖕
John: So how many people have you killed?
Remi: Is that even appropriate to ask!
Joker: Somewhere between 3 to 10
John: 10 people is a lot!
Joker: What?
John: Oh is the number closer to 3?
Batman: Joker means 3,000 - 10,000
John: da fuckkkkkkkk!
John: Wouldn't he get the death penalty
Joker: I'm crazy so no hehe
Arlo: ...
Rem: ...
John: ...
Batman: Yep
Joker: So what do you guys talk about here?
Ironman: I just made John rich
War: Don't remind me
John: 🤑
Batman: Most of the time is spent by Ironman shipping the teenagers together
Joker: Fun!
Joker: Oh lunch time gtg bye bye Bats 😘
Batman: 🖕🖕🖕
Joker is offline
Ironman: So what are you gonna do with that money John?
John: Probably take Sera somewhere awesome
John: I'm thinking about doing an Amusement park!
Sera: Oh that would be fun!
Ironman: Ah a amusement park, How romantic John 👍
John: 😳
Sera: 😳
Batman: That is a great idea John
Ironman: Aye Remi do you ever hang out one on one with Isen?
Remi: Uh not really he is a good friend just usually Blyke is there to
Ironman: You spend time alone with Blyke?
Blyke: 😳😳😳
Remi: Yep!
Blyke: 0/////0
Sera: Blyke.exe has stoped working
Blyke is offline
Remi: Did I say something wrong?
Ironman: Batman I wanna change the bet!
Batman: No backing out!
Ironman: No just got to Blemi instead of Ismi it is still similar!
Batman: Fine but I want a million dollars for the change
Ironman: Deal!
Arlo: You seriously just give out a million dollars for everything?
Ironman: This bet is worth much more than a million dollars!
Batman: Indeed
Batman: Anyways I need to head to Arkham before everyone is in this group
Batman is offline
Remi: What's the bet about?
Ironman: You'll see
Ironman: If I gave you a thousand dollars what would you spend it on
Remi: Well I'd try to help people
Arlo: Expected from Pinky
Remi: Shut up Asslo
Ironman: Ok let's say you had to spend it all on one person, Who would it be?
Remi: 🤔
Remi: Blyke or Isen? Maybe Arlo?
Ironman: Oh God damnit I bet on the wrong person
Remi: ?
Ironman: Here have a thousand dollars just got to the mall and bye something cool to send to the group chat
Remi: Ok!
Arlo: 🤦♂️
Remi is offline
Arlo: Why are you making bets on people's love lives?
Ironman: Fun 😊
Arlo: 🤦♂️
All are offline
A/N hope you enjoyed, Who should get money next? Probably Blyke but lmk your opinions!
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Fanfictionwhat if you were suddenly put into a group chat with people from different worlds? let's see what John does, I don't own any of these characters and all rights go to their owners/companies also I am trying to make this mostly funny but it will have...