Before there was an Earth, there was a Zinab. Zinab was, no, is cool. She was birthed from the stars (that she birthed) after a reckless night with helium gas. Zinab fell and fell and longed for a big ball to catch her: so she made one. Now this ball needed some work; it was too round and watery and completely empty. Plus there was only one. Zinab was exhausted from her fall, being as she was just birthed after giving birth. She's not a people person, but she wanted something to do, then, it hit her: Zinab would bind two atoms of hydrogen with an oxygen atom to make a clear liquid substance similar to h/n's-nvm. The new compound was dubbed 'water', Zinab didn't quite like the water...it kept slipping out of-I mean spilling off of the round ball. Zinab decided she wanted the clear slippery liquid to stay on the ball, so she created the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass, otherwise known as gravity. Alas, another problem arose (just like h/n's member), there was nothing for the earth to be attracted to (which was another problem that would come up later in a different context), so Zinab did what she had to do: Zinab became the sun (it's true, i was the gas). Zinab vibed there for a while, like a few trillion years, then decided to check on the little ball and see if any others had dropped. There were 8 (the 9th was more of a micropeni-planet) and the water was full of tiny little dic-i mean archeabacteria (they weren't archea yet tho) and green things (not yet stds so dw). They all moved around Zinab like little swimmers in space. As time went on, Zinab created mitosis, then meiosis, then the full out frick frack (D:). Zinab made sure that things progressed, but even she was not perfect. That's the thing with Zinab, she's immortal, but she's but a mortal. Zinab made the mistake of requiring her newer creations to have peenusy and vagussy to mixussy to make a whole new babussy, after all, she had the whole worldussy. Zinab didn't much care for children, but created whole new beings was exhausting and Zinab wanted to curate plague-carrying rats before it medicine advanced enough to fight it.
While Zinab trekked the world (more like took a boat w a bunch of weird-ass animals), she met the people of the Sindhu River, which was the first inclination of mankind's inclination for discrimination. The putsch was already in motion, so Zinab made a mental note to create an RBG bc we can always rely on the elected government to fix things :D. Further along her journey she encountered a wall in a place she decided to call the Middle East. Zinab liked this wall and decided to bless it.(#ZinabApproved) The etching was lost in the remodel, but the sentiment stayed. She went to this place and thought it would be fun to make a lil randy and bumptious scene, so she had this dude named god-frey and marie fuck in a cave (marie's a dom). The thing was, in her immortality, Zinab had never encountered a time where people were so interested in controlling whether or not women fucked before they made joint bank accounts. Zinab decided to make an exception for her homegirl and made people think she hadn't done a little raunchy ridin. Alas, Zinab once again didn't account for the obsession of men with women's fornication and the strange fetish for the growing stomach with a fetus in it. The motherfuckers (or unfucked mother) became a cult symbol, the baby was a nasty ass bitch too.
Time went on, kid grew up, got killed by a piece of wood (no wonder he's homophobic), and the cult grew. People were desperate as hell not to go to hell, so they made earth their own. Zinab lost power because the people were losing faith in the Almighty Zinab, well Zinab didn't lose power, she just got sick of the dumbass humans. Zinab never loses power. Never. Zinab is the power.
Zinab took a self-care millenium and everything went to hell.
