Be careful I bite (a Naruto fanfic)

Chappie 25

As I came back down to the party I saw they were getting ready for bed. I sighed and grabbed my bag. I went into the bathroom again and changed into a baggy blue tee shirt and black sweats.

I walked back down to see blankets all spread out." Wow you guys work fast," I said nonchalantly.

Ino looked at and scoffed.'Whats her problem?' I thought.

I sat down and scooted in the way corner. Thing is I don't like sleeping other people, you know since, whatever.

I laid down and closed my eyes and said," GOODNIGHT AND DON'T LET THE SAKURA'S BITE!" I heard some snickers and I smiled at my success in embarrassing Sakura and fell asleep.
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I woke up groggy and tired around 2AM. I kept my eyes closed and snuggled into the warm hard pillow.

'Wait? Hard?' I thought.

I opened my eyes too see Sasuke holding my waist and his face nuzzled into chest.

I blushed and tried to pry the duck off but to no prevail.

I sighed and leaned over Sasugay to Naruto and said,"Naruto help meeee."I whispered/yelled.

He woke with a startle and sat straight up jerkily. Then he looked at me and started snickering.

"If you help me get him off, I'll help you prank him~." I said in a sing/song voice.

He thought for a second and nodded.

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After a lot of whisper yelling, prying, pricking, painting, coloring, and laughing we were done getting Duckass off and pranking him.

"You're my new partner in crime." I said winking a Naruto.

He blushed for a second and replied,"Right back at'cha."

"Well I'm going to make breakfast." I said waving my hand."Oh, also, please wake up the boys but tell em to be quiet till our master piece wakes up, don't wake up the girls, only Hinata."

After a couple of minutes I heard some quiet fits of laughter, then a screechy scream.

I walk out from the kitchen with the prepared meal.

"Naruto what did you do to MY Sasuke!" I heard when I walked in on Naruto being pounded by Sakura and Ino.

"What did you do you loser!?." I heard my artwork speak.

"HEY YOU STUPID TEME'S I DID THE HAIR! NARUTO DID THE MAKE UP!" I yelled from the lack of appreciation.

"Honestly he looks good with pink and blue hair." I said looking at the colored duckass.

"You did this?!" They all screeched pointing at the ducks hair.

I nodded with pride a my hairstylist skills.

"So will that be cash or debt Ms.Uchiha?" I said pulling out my old black leather note book and pencil.(AN/Yes, it's a death note reference lol)

"I am not paying you for this." He said with a glare.

"Fine Ms.Uchiha I'm going to write your name down AS............................... A person's hair style that I'll not reverse." I said with a closed eyed smile.

"Fine." He said handing me some cash.

"Water style: Immortal Paint reverse." after that he looked normal, eh.

"There's food in the kitchen.I already ate because I'm awesome soooooooo I'll be poppin the hood."

They gave me a confused stare.I sighed and face palmed," I'm leaving you dim wits." I said walking outside with my stuff.
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"So, how was the party?" Kakashi asked when I sat next to him.
I closed my eyes and smirked,"FABOOBOO BISH!!!" I screamed scaring the shit out of him.