Be careful I bite (a Naruto fanfic)

Chappie 28

"Walking, walking, walking, walking, tripping, walking again, WHY CAN WE RUN FOR ONCE!?" I yelled bored out of my mind.

"Because Tanzuna-san can't run as fast as we can." Cotton-candy said.

"Screw this old fuck-tard and go to some hot springs, I have a bad back pain." I said boredly.

"Misumi why do you cuss so much?" Naruto questioned.

"Let's say I spent to much time with a comrade and he expanded my vocabulary." I replied thinking of the times me and Hidan had to go on missions together.

"I am a rap god so touch me and I'll kill you,"I said to Sakura, who is currently trying to cut my hair with a Kunai.'Bitch'.

She squealed and ran near dad.

"You can rap too?" Sasuke asked surprised.

"I'm only the best rapper in the world, look, for example I'm going to fight while rapping."I said kicking the puddle that two ninja were hiding in.

"I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god -I pulled out four kunai with paperbombs on them-

All my people from the back nod, back nod

Now who thinks their arms long enough to slap box, slap box?-kick the guy on the left into a tree-

They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes I got my laptop in my back pocket my pen'll go off when I half-cock it got a fat knot-I tied the guy on the tree and put a seal on the rope knowing I'm not the best girl-scout of the bunch-

Got a fat knot from that rap profit making a living and a killing off it ever since Bill Clinton was still in office with Monica Lewinski feeling on his nutsack-I grabbed Naruto before got scratched, but me instead-

I'm an MC still as honest but as rude and as indecent as all hell syllables skill-a-holic(kill em with)-I grabbed this guy pissed and head butted him unconscious-

This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop you don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rippity-rap packing a Mack in the back of the Ac backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack and at the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat  stunts while I'm practicing that I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table over the back of a couple of faggots cracked it in half- I dragged his limp body of to the other one doing the same thing-

Only realized it was ironic I was sighed to aftermath after the fact how could I not blow? All I do is drop 'F' bombs, feel my wrath of attack rappers are having a rough time period here's a maxi-pad, it's actually disastrously bad for the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece, yeah-I sat down on the two unconscious men-

Cause I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god, And all my people come from the back nod, back nod, Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box? Let me show you that maintaining this shit ain't that hard." I finished smirkingly at their gaping mouths.

"H-how did you do that?!" Sakura and Naruto yelled in unison.

"That my friends is what you call training." I calmly said pulling out a kunai and pointed at dad.

"Hey dad can you please get the poison out." I said bored already.

"Y-yeah." He stuttered out of his deep thinking.

He grabbed the kunai and lightly scraped the walls of the open flesh. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.Its all gushy and smushy and icky.Meh.

Sakura's face went pale,"KAKASHI-SENSAI WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"She screamed.

"Can't you see that he's taking the poison out,"Duckass commented. Nah he just listen to the convo.Dick.

-------------------------------------------------------------

So sorry I haven't been UDating I've been doing fun summer crap and stuff and things.Its been really hot in Oregon which is weird since it rains a lot here lol weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllll any whore bye bye weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (that's me flying away, um also why are you still here,SHOO SCRAM NO MORE OF CHAPER GO
AWAY)