Tachihara: My mind is like an internet browser.
Teruko: Explain.
Tachihara: 15 tabs are open, 7 are frozen, and I don't know where the music is coming from
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Tachihara: If I die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you're all invited
Jouno: "If."
Teruko: Great. the only party I ever been invited to and he might not even die.
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Teruko: Alright, so you and I are married.
Tetcho: We are not married.
Teruko: Relax, It's just pretend
Tetcho: I don't want to pretend
Teruko: Scared you'll like it?
Tetcho: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.
Tachihara, who just got back. Whispering : Are they like this all the time?
Jouno: Yes, they are.
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I feel like Elise and Teruko would be besties
