Jouno: so, you lied to me?
Teruko: Depends on how you define lying.
Jouno: Well, I define lying at not telling the truth. How do you define it??
Teruko: um. Reclining your body in a horizontal position?
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Teruko: Have you seen my sword, or coat? they're missing.
Jouno: kind of like your parents.
Teruko, grabbing a knife: what kind of bowels of hell did you crawl out of?
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Jouno: I'm not drunk.
Tetcho: yes you are.
Jouno: I AM NOT DRUNK.
Tetcho: can you tell the time?
Jouno: Yes, [turns to the clock] I AM NOT DRUNK.
Tetcho: