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Tetcho: [comes back from gas station] ok so, these Band-Aids will be your switch. Band-Aids off for when you're with us and on for them.

Teruko: YEAH! [grabs one from Tetcho and slaps in onto Tachihara's face]

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[in america for a mission]

Jouno: you need to stop mixing Shakespearean English with Modern English. It's confusing.

Teruko: I swear to the heavens, if't be true sayeth one more word, i'll yeet thee across cubiculo.

Jouno: What the fuck.

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Jouno: I had a crush on someone and I didn't know how to handle it. so I filled their car with heart-shaped confetti.

Tetcho: ...wait.

Tetcho: That was you?!?!?

Jouno: Shit.

Jouno: WHO LET YOU BACK IN HERE.

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