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Tachihara: Sneaks in through to window at 2AM

Jouno, flicking on the light and turning around in chair: so, where were you?

Tachihara, trying not to seem suspicious: I was with Tetcho!

Tetcho, leaning on the doorframe: Wanna try again?

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Tachihara: C'mon man! don't give me the cold shoulder!

Jouno: Throws snowball and hits Tachihara in the shoulder

Tachihara:

Jouno:

Tachihara: Did you literally just give me the cold shoulder

Teruko, who was on the swings in the distance: Are these really my comrades?

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Jouno: [picks up phone] what, Tachihara I'm busy.

Tachihara: would drinking 37 cans of red bull consecutively heighten my senses or would I just die?

Jouno:

Jouno: I'm on my way.

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[2Am, the boys are stoned.}

Jouno: Spines are a social construct

Tetcho: what?

Jouno: Like what purpose do they have?

Tachihara: Hold on, hear me out. you know those wiggly things at gas stations?

Tetcho: The inflatable tube men?

Tachihara: Yes. those. why don't we function like that?

Tachihara: they just unintelligible flopping noises all day. Wouldn't it be great to live like that?

Jouno, starting to wheeze: But how would we walk then?

Tachihara: like more flopping noises, wiggling arm in air. Wouldn't that be cool?

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