hhongjjoong: wait- dont leave I can explain...
Hwahwa: my face eyeballs hath seen it all, my lord. No need to keep a sorrowful souls, much like myselfs, here.
Hhongjjong: it's just a fan account, mr. Dramatic
Hwahwa: I stalked and have read and seen things I never wanted to know about yeonjun..
Hhongjjong: fan boy things.
Hwahwa: on the bright side,
Hhongjjong: there is no bright side, mr. Bright side
Hwahwa: "she take off her dress-"
Hwahwa: anyways, there is one. It's called ☆getting to know more about you☆Hhongjjong: not the android stars 😭😫
Hwahwa: I smashed my other phone for a video. So I have to use this in replacement until i get my iPhone.
Hhongjjoong:... you make youtube videos...?
Hwahwa: uh no. Wooyoung does. And I had a dare. And I never skip a dare.
Hhongjjoong: maybe you should've skipped that one 😬
Hwahwa: this android is better than the iPhone I had. Its camera is better too..
Hhongjjoong: said every android used ever.
Hwahwa: haters gonna hate meanwhile they jus jealous. 💅
Hhongjjong: that's gay 😟
Hwahwa: I am gay.
Hwahwa:Hhongjjong: *saves for research purposes*
Hwahwa: its ok I know I'm hot.
Hhongjjong: that's bottom material 😔😫
Hhongjjoong: nah man. I top
Hhongjjoong: I dont think this gonna work out if I dknt top.
Hwahwa:
Hwahwa: yes, the man calls himself a top..Hhongjjong: listen i can explain...
Hwahwa:
Hwahwa: no defending yourself now
Hhongjjong: straight men wear overalls.
Hwahwa: yeah straight white country men.
Hhongjjong: hey now! No hate.
Hwahwa: I'm not. I'm just stating facts.
HwaHwa: prove me wrong.Hhongjjong: I cant 😔
Hhongjjong: I cant defend country white men anymore. They are on their own.Hwahwa: what would your gay ass do anyways?
Hwahwa: you live in Korea so you input doesnt matter to them.Hhongjjong: hey! In my defense, I commented on one of their videos and they dm'd me saying I'm hot and I should give him my snap. I dont know what snap is but I'm happy.
Hwahwa: tsk tsk.
Hhongjjong: suck my dick.
Hwahwa: jus send me your address.
Hhongjjong: oh damn that back fired.
Hwahwa: MWAHHAAH
Hhongjjoong: I'm curious tho.
Hhongjjong: how did you get those pictures of me? I 🤨Hwahwa: a good detective never tells his tricks.
Hhongjjoong: a good detective also knows, for more generations to be as good as him at being a detective, he needs to teach them his tricks.
Hwahwa: so you really were the school nerd 😢
Hhongjjoong: ofc 😘
Hwahwa: my hearteu.
Hhongjjoong: I just got home. I'm going to bed it's late. You sleep too
Hwahwa: nah. I have to practice this dance before auditions next week.
Hhongjjoong: dont practice too much. I dont wan to worry mr sexier man is working to much. Even the most famous and loved person in the world needs a break. So sleep.
Hwahwa: I'll sleep tomorrow..
Hhongjjoong: I nag people a lot. Dont make me nag at you.
Hwahwa: ok ok . I'll head home then.
Hhongjjong: you promise?
Hwahwa:
Hwahwa: see I'm headed to my home
Hhongjjoong: YOURE SO HOT OMG
Hhongjjoong: ok good. I'm sleeping. Text me tomorrow!! Eat breakfast!Hwahwa: gn ♡
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Фанфикhongjoong is just a weird fan boy with wierd friends and Seonghwa is just a weird creator with even weirder friends