Ride or Die

✖️Whoopsie daisy✖️

First crossover, damn. If I do bad, please let me know. Basically, it's Final Space crossed-over with Murder Drones (if you haven't seen it, go watch it, the pilot is on youtube). Lessss go-

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"Hey- HEY! Careful with it! We don't want any accidents to happen."

The team had (for some reason) gotten a small time shard. It was a blue-ish colour, which was strange, but no one thought anything of it. The kids were EXTREMELY tempted to touch it, but alas, Zane was ruining all the fun. The kids just wanted to do a ritual.

"C'mon man! Stop being an asshole!"

"An ass- I'M TRYING TO KEEP YOU ALL SAFE, DUMBASSES!"

"Well we're grown ups, like you, so we can do dangerous stuff!"

Zane was so very, VERY close to punching them in the face, but he didn't want to deal with any bullshit. Then, he came to the conclusion that he could just leave them be. What could go wrong? He sighed and walked away. The kids however, were going to cause everything to go wrong. They had an idea of what to do with the blue time shard- turn it into the cheese touch game. Basically, they had to touch everyone with the time shard and shout, 'shard touch' which, if you think about it, sounds like 'shart touch'. And so with that, they were poking each other with the piece within seconds, running up and down the corridors, and poking everyone else. It wasn't long before they realised some people had gone missing. Arakne, MewDrop and Little Cato started looking around the ship for everyone.

No one was there.

They got worried and tried to figure out what had happened. And then they realised the time shard must've done it. "Well... Let's go get them!" MewDrop thought, "This is gonna end in us being grounded. I swear." Little Cato sighed. Without hesitation or warning, Arakne tapped Mew and Little Cato and poof! They were gone. She tapped herself on the head, and the landscape around them had changed completely.

It was a snowy biome with large metal structures that were broken, and deep in the snow but still visible were... Robots? They looked different from Hue, but he was still a bit scared. Zane turned around and glared at the kids angrily. "Are you little shits fucking KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?! WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?!" MewDrop just jumped up and pulled his hair, "We don't know, it was an accident, chill the fuck out man. We can argue when we get back, but right now we're gonna figure out where the fuck we are, asshole." Gary sighed and stepped in between Mew and Zane to separate them. "Okay, okay! Both of you chill out! I'm sure we're on a planet. I think. Maybe."

"Your at Copper 9!" A random voice said. Arakne turned around and replied to the random voice with, "Oh thanks tall robot with short robot!" She turned back to face the group, but her face slowly turned to realisation. Everyone stared at the two robots, the short one looked emo as shit, and the other looked like the advanced male version of the white robot in Walle (EVE). "Oh my god! Zane look! It's the female robot version of you!" MewDrop stated as she pointed at the short robot, which was a few centimetres taller than her. The small robot slapped MewDrop across the face literally immediately, and spoke. "My name is Uzi. And his name is N," Uzi pointed at N, "If you call me short robot one more time, I'll- uhh... N will tear your face off! Right N? N?" The tall robot was busy staring at Hue, a bit confused but just assumed he was a defected worker drone. "What's your name little drone pal?" Hue sighed and face palmed. "Is this what my existence has come to?"

Uzi was staring at the humans with a confused expression, and then it suddenly changed to a smile. "Do you guys wanna come to a cool bunker?" Everyone agreed and nodded, so now they went to the bunker. "Three doors? What are you trying to keep out?" Avocato asked. "Well," Uzi began, "It's a world where it's worker drones against murder drones, which is what N is but friendlier, and to survive we need to hide behind doors." Avo nodded in slight disbelief. "So, why is N friendlier?" Uzi hesitated before replying, "I shot his head off. With my super cool railgun."

"I'm sorry what?"

-~<Time skiiiiiiip>~-

"So, how do we get back?" Gary questioned the team. Arakne held up the blue time shard and pointed at it, "This! But it would be rude to leave these two robots without saying goodbye. Right?" Zane face palmed as his temper got worse. "I don't give a shit about these robots' feelings. We just wanna go back to the ship, but we can't because of you three stupid little kids!" MewDrop stepped in front of Arakne with her claws out. "Zane I swear to god, we didn't mean it! It was an accident. Cry me a river, whiny asshole. It happened! DEAL. WITH. IT." Zane stood on her tail on purpose, causing a loud screech from her. "Fuck you, you stupid fucking-"

With no warning, a green light shot across the room and was very close to hitting Gary. They all turned to see N with an X on his screen and Uzi with a green railgun. "Ah shit. Here we go again." N pounced on KVN, and literally started clawing at him while Uzi ran at Gary to try and hit him with the rail gun. Luckily, he dodged and everyone ran out the door. "ARAKNE WE NEED TO GET OUT! JUST- JUST POKE EVERYONE! GO CRAZY!" Arakne smiled and started poking everyone with the shard.

"Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop! Boop!" And with that, everyone was gone once again. She looked behind and saw N flying at her, claws out. Arakne quickly poked herself, a little too quick, because she cut herself accidentally with it. But hey, they were all safe and sound in the hangar bay, and kinda just, laying there, catching their breath. To everyone's surprise, and unfortunately, KVN floated in with cookie crumbs all over him. Gary was not happy.

The end :)