Note: Please read 'An Online Mystery' first before reading this, if you want to understand anything in this shitbook! (yes, it's complete shit because it doesn't have any plot or storyline).
This is just a compilation of ALL my pranks on some cyber...
The next guy actually started out by messaging me in my main account (Rose), not Maria's. He messaged me with a hi.
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Him: hi
Me: *rolls my eyes* hlo Him: hi Me: yeah hi
*Did he forget he already said a hi before?*
Him: wassup? *Oh nothing much, just chatting around with some dumbass pedophiles like you* Him: oi
That sounds so dumb. Like literally, I find it quite dumb when people say 'oi' to me (especially perverts). Do they really expect us to be online 24/7 like they are? Nah I've work to do, I'm not useless like these people.
Me: nothing much.
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Him: busy? *If so?*
Me: yeah kinda, why?
Him: to chat. To know you more. *Also known as flirting*
Me: ah ok *Decides to play the 'innocent- kiddish- Rose- who- doesn't- understand- anything'*
Him: what are you doing?
*Chatting with you.... If that isn't obvious?*
Me: just chatting with friends.
Him: are you studying?
I misunderstood his question and thought he asked me if I was currently studying, but actually, he had meant if I'm in school or work.
Me: no
Him: then?
Me: chatting...
Him: no not that. How old are you?
*100. I just look a little younger than my age. Or maybe I've turned into a vampire, who knows.*
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