This new pedophile right here, oh my God, I really can't stop laughing at his so -called 'intelligence'. You wanna know why? I'll show you.
As usual, it started out with a simple 'hello'.
Weird, right? You can only see my (Maria's) messages, and no messages from the other side, right? That's his 'intelligence'. After the prank was done, I blocked him like usual, and he on the other hand, deleted all his own messages. This way, Maria is the culprit and he's completely innocent.
But, I remember what he said very well, so let's just go on.
Him: hello.
Me: hello.*Greetings to pervert number three!*
Him: what's your name?
*Johnny Sins. Read the freaking username, blindass!*
Me: Maria, you?
*His name is given in the username. I'm not as dumb as him to not notice that, so yeah, that's his name*
Me: oh ok.
Him: good morning (next day)
Me: yep good morning.
*I, honestly, sincerely, with all my heart, soul, and mind, truly hate good morning messages from such perverts.*
Him: you're really pretty😁
*You won't be saying that soon*
Me: thanks😁
*I take it back. I don't want to waste a precious thanks on garbage like you.*
Him: where do you live?
Me: Bangalore.
And you?*Probably in a mental hospital*
Him:Merry Christmas! ❤️🥳
Me: same to you🥳
Then he replied to the message where I asked where he lives, and then asked if I had food, if I had classes and so on. I asked him the same, to which he replied that he wasn't in school.
He was an adult, and of course, a pedophile.
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An Internet Prankster
HumorNote: Please read 'An Online Mystery' first before reading this, if you want to understand anything in this shitbook! (yes, it's complete shit because it doesn't have any plot or storyline). This is just a compilation of ALL my pranks on some cyber...