Note: Please read 'An Online Mystery' first before reading this, if you want to understand anything in this shitbook! (yes, it's complete shit because it doesn't have any plot or storyline).
This is just a compilation of ALL my pranks on some cyber...
This one really got on my nerves, like A LOT, and after the chat with this asshole, I was literally fuming in anger while chatting with a few Wattpad friends, who were supporting me. Ah, the irony, while Instagram is filled with creeps, then there's Wattpad, filled with friends and supporters.
Also, this was actually a message in my main account (Rose) and not Maria's. It wasn't from a follower though, it was random. But either way, I'll be pranking him from the Maria one anyways, so no problem! ;)
The doctor-guy started with a simple 'hi'.
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Him: Hi
*Hello, who the fuck are you?*
Me: Hi...who's this?
Him: I'm new to you
*WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY I ASKED THE QUESTION: WHO. ARE. YOU!*
Him: You from
Me: I'm from India
You?
*I know you're from the mental hospital*
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Him: Kerala, that's my district.
Me: Yeah, *tells him my fake place*
Him: Which district?
Me: *fake place*, you?
*That's what I just told you, you dumbhead!*
Him: Calicut.
Are you studying?
*Yet again, the 'are you studying' thing. A similar creep asked me the same before, and as you know it, I replied that I'm chatting and not studying. Like seriously?*
Me: yeah, in school, and you?
*Your brain is too small for you to be even in kindergarten, though ;)*
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