Note: Please read 'An Online Mystery' first before reading this, if you want to understand anything in this shitbook! (yes, it's complete shit because it doesn't have any plot or storyline).
This is just a compilation of ALL my pranks on some cyber...
This new creep here started out as a simple Wattpadian. At first, I thought he/she must be the usual messager, messaging just for thanking me for following them. But it turned out creepy.
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Him: hey
Me: hello
*I was a bit doubtful, but when I saw that I had followed him, I assumed it must just be because he wants to thank me*
Him: thanks for following.
*Ha! Just the expected, right?*
Me: no problem ;)
Him: your mystery and your attractiveness makes you the queen of the dark world.
*What the fuck? I mean, nice poem and all but DUDE, what's its context here?*
Me: haha thank you :)
*Weird but okay, maybe he was just another Wattpadian who needed support.*
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Him: your beautiful smile and your gorgeous soul makes you a beautiful princess.
*Beautiful smile? You've never seen me before.
Gorgeous soul? Oh no you don't know my real self.
Beautiful princess? Dude please...*
Me: thank you so much <3
*These are some usual signs of a Wattpadian, so I had to do it too. You know, to keep up.*
Him: I really wish to write more for you.
*Why waste your time on me?*
Him: may I?
*...ok. Maybe these are just some stuff everyone does to get more views.*
Me: oh yeah sure! I loved it, you should maybe write one and publish it too! You can surely get a lot of views and votes ^^*
*This was me before I realised that he was just a creep. I mean, if it was real talent and not being creepy, he should be appreciated for it, right? So I did that.
