Unknown#1 added unknown#2, unknown#3, unknown#4 and unknown#5 to Shitty Hellish Stupid Ass Eating Homework Group
Unknown#1: hey cunts :)
Unknown#2: umm... What the actual fuck?
Unknown#3: you know, I was put in charge as our group's leader so maybe I should have been the one to make the group and... Name it, instead of you?
Unknown#1: ouch, Liam. I'm hurt.
Unknown#3: you remember my name??
Unknown#1: I'm into footie and you run track. Heard your name around. Also, this might be totally random but you're totally a virgin, aren't you?
Unknown#4: DUDE LOUIS yOu cAnt jUst Asksksks that-
Unknown#1: tf are you shortcircuiting? And how'd you know it was Louis? I could've been literally ANYONE, fuck you
Unknown#4: well you're a huge diva so umm... Yeah? Kinda hard to miss you??
Unknown#1: y thank u 😌
Unknown#5: hi, everyone :)
Unknown#1: you're late. Two more strikes and yer outta here bitch
Unknown#3: could you keep the language to a minimum?
Unknown#1: bite me ;)
Unknown#3: Christ. I'm just gonna be polite and not respond to that, can everyone please state your names so everyone can save it?
Unknown#1: Louis William Tomlinson aka the coolest 😎
Unknown#2: my name's Zayn Malik, vas happenin?
Unknown#3: Liam Payne. I'm the group leader and well, despite this strange start thanks to a certain someone, welcome all 😊👋🏻
Louis: bitch say it TO MY FACE
Unknown#4: I'm Niall Horan, awesome to meet you guys 🤩
Unknown#5: I'm Harry Styles
Louis: yo group captain when did we start allowing the fake names??? My name's actually Your King or Your Majesty, ur all gonna have to learn that for future reference 😏
Zayn: yeah the smirk at the end made that sound dirty as hell
Louis: as the good Lord Montero intended it 💃🏻
Niall: ffs it's his real name, dummy
Louis: ...midget 🖕🏻
Niall: wowww thanks Lewis 🙄
Louis: you are so very welcome, Neil Whoran.
Louis has removed Niall from the groupchat
Liam has added Niall to the groupchat
Niall: LIAM DID YOU SEE WHAT HE DID?! HE'S SO MEAN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME YOU ASS
Louis: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SLICE OF PLAIN WHITE BREAD!!
Niall: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME WHAT IF I WASN'T WHITE
Louis: WHO TF WOULD NAME THEIR CHILD NIGEL AND NOT BE FUCKING WHITE, HUH??
Niall: FUCK YOU UR WHITE TOO
Louis: YEAH BUT I'M GAY AND THAT ADDS CHARISMA YOU FUCKER
Niall: WELL I'M IRISH SO AT LEAST I HAVE A CULTURE, YOU PLAIN CUP OF ENGLISH TEA
Louis: BITCH HOW DARE YOU, I'LL SHOVE THOSE LUCKY CHARMS SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SPIT OUT SUCH SHIT! HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO TEA, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
Liam: for fuck's sake... Is anyone else going to stop these two?
Zayn: I mean I guess someone should, we've got a project due and all. But I don't care so one of you? Harry, maybe? He hasn't said a thing.
Liam: Harry? You there?
Harry: umm... Yeah?
Louis: EXCUWEEZ ME I'M HAVING AN ARGUMENT NO ONE GETS TO BUTT IN, NOT EVEN THE CUTIE FROM CLASS, FUCK ALL OF YOU
Niall: 👀 what was that, Lucifer?
Louis: 👁️👄👁️
Harry: umm... Thank you, Louis?
Louis: I SAID TO CALL ME YOUR MAJESTY OR YOUR KING SOMEONE FUCKING RESPECT ME OR I'M LEAVING THIS GROUP
Zayn: bye.
Niall: Kay Kay Leech.
Liam: guyssss.
Louis: ALL I ASK FOR IS RESPECT IS THAT SUCH A BIG FUCKING DEAL
Harry: hey, your majesty, could you maybe take a small moment so we can discuss the project? Sorry if I seem rude, didn't mean to interrupt, I just have to go help make dinner soon and umm yeah :)
Louis: hmm... Call me your king first.
Harry: your king?
Louis: no, YOUR king. And beg.
Harry: Louis plsssssss ;-; I'm hungry but also don't embarrass me
Louis: I'm still waiting
Liam: Goddammit. Harry, please
Niall: Juss do it mate he's a bitch
Zayn: we won't judge you, we all have shit to do
Harry: alright, fine. My king, my liege, please breathe a moment so we can talk about the project?
Louis: aww okay :)
Harry: thank you :)
Zayn: do you guys know each other or smth??
Louis: no, why?
Liam: honestly I was thinking the same but let's get to work while we still have the boys calm, okay, everyone?
Niall: yall can pretend that didn't happen if you want but I definitely won't 🤩🤩🤩
Harry: what happened?
Liam: nothing?
Zayn: nothing.
Niall: EVERYTHING 🥰
Louis: yall be serious Hazz needs to go make dinner
Zayn: okay literally fuck you, goddammit you're the reason for all of this. Liam, please just get on with it, I'm clearly gonna need some more weed to get through this project
This book will be pretty short. Had a random idea and went with it till my rare funny fun juice died out, heh~
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Music Project (1D GC)
FanfictionWhere five highschoolers get put together by pure luck for a music project. As you can expect, chaos ensues. This book is ✨COMPLETED✨
