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Liam changed the name of the group to Music Project

Liam: alright, let's begin, then.

Louis changed the name of the group to Bitches

Liam: Louis.

Louis: what??

Liam changed the name of the group to Music Group Project

Louis changed the name of the group to Bitches be Bitching on

Liam changed the name of the group to Music. Group.

Louis changed the name of the group to LIAM IS A FUCKING BITCH™

Liam: I'm just... Harry, talk to him?

Harry: sorry guys I have to go help with dinner, I'll be right back :(

Louis: aww damn :(

Harry: sorry Lou, I'll be right back

Louis: okay :))))

Niall: ...Lou 👀

Louis: shut the fuck up, Nickelodeon.

Niall: LOUUUUUUUUUU~

Louis: I swear to God ninja turtle I'll find out where you live

Niall: LOULOULOULOULOULOULOULOULOULOULOULOULOULOULOULOULOULOULOULOULUOULUOULUOOOULULOULUOOOUOLUULOYU

Louis: okay. I'll be by your house in ten.

Niall: haha whatever LOU
...Lou?

Loulou?
Haha pls reply 😃
Louis I'M SORRY PLS DONT CRUSH ME WITH THOSE SCRAY SPIKY FOOTBALL SHOE THINGS OH MY GODDDYYY I SWEAR I'LL NEVER CALL YOU THAT AGAIN 😭

Zayn: I leave for five minutes and he's already making someone cry, wtf

Liam: I honestly don't even know what to do, this group is out of control and I'm just... Goddamn

Niall: ZAYN HELP ME TELL LOUIS I WON'T CALL HIM THAT WORD EVER AGAIN SO HE DOESN'T SHOW UP AT MY HOUSE AND SMASH MY HEAD IN WITH HIS BOOT I BEG YOU

Zayn: what the fuck is wrong with you people?

Niall: ZAYN IF YOU EVER LOVES ME AT ALL YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!!

Zayn: I'm gonna go slam my head into a wall rn, my crackhead energy is definitely not up to par with these two

Niall: wtf do you mean... Come save me :(

Zayn: no.

Niall: but... Ziall :(((

Zayn: die. Perish. Combust. Louis good luck with the whole murder thing I won't tell a soul

Louis: thanks mate ur a real one :)

Niall: *SCREAMINGGG*
If any of you gentlemen need me I will be moving to ALASKA

Liam: Niall could you just calm down? Louis could you just calm down?? Zayn, thank you for being the only calm one??? Goddammit where's Harry to talk Louis down rn

Louis: he can't talk me down, I don't even know the lad

Liam: I literally don't care it worked once so I'm sure if he stokes ur ego it'll work again

Louis: DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY EGO, she's sensitive :( *rubs ego's fragile head* I'm so sorry Uncle Liam hurt you, the cuntsicle

Liam: Zayn? I think you and I are the only normal ones. And Harry, I think

Zayn: sorry mate, gotta disagree. I can match this energy if I wanted to but then again, sounds like a lot of effort and I'm tired

Niall: see, Louis, Zayn has the right idea! Too much effort! Tired!! Be like Zayn! Zayn give him some of that good cush cush you smoke.

Zayn: ...
Anyway, don't worry Li, it's not your fault that asshole Simon put us together. You could always change groups, if you'd like

Liam: Yeah no, I'm no quitter. We can do this. I just know it

Louis: OH MY GOD I HATE SIMON TOO! ZAYN, I LOVE YOU! FUCK IT I'M CHANGING DIRECTIONS I'M GONNA GO MURDER SALMONELLA COWABUNGA INSTEAD

Niall: omg Zayn I love you too you SAVED ME #ZIALLFORTHEWIN

Zayn: no.

Niall: hmph :(

Zayn: what I mean is you're cute but you're not really my type

Liam: what is your type, then?

Niall: 👀👀👀

Louis: 👀👀👀

Harry: :O

Louis: HAZZZZZZZZ 😍

Harry: hi Lou!

Niall: omg Larry shut the fuck up for a second smth is happening with Ziam

Harry: Larry? My name is Harry

Niall: pleaseeee shush, anyway as you were saying, Ziam?

Louis: yeah, Liam, as you were saying?

Harry: Yeah I'm actually curious

Zayn: I'd like to know, as well

Liam: crap I didn't mean it like that 😂 I'm pretty straight lol, I just asked cos I guess I was curious? Idk why I asked honestly. We have a project to do.

Zayn: oh. No prob. And my type is honestly none of yalls business :)

Liam: I'm sorry haha that was such a dumb random thing to ask 😅

Zayn: oh no, I was talking to them, you can ask me whatever you like Li. Just like being a wanker sometimes lol

Louis: I think we know why you're a wanker, eh, mateeee? ;)

Niall: clearly somebody had a favouriteeee ;)

Harry: umm... ;))))

Liam: can we all focus?? Project?? Due soon??? Hello?!?! Anyone else wanna get fucking distracted now or can we FOCUS on our work and get some shit done?

Louis: I don't like you. Harry, tell Liam he's being a mean bitch

Niall: yeah Harry tell Liam he's being a mean bitch we're having funnn :(

Harry: why do I have to be the one to tell Liam that???

Niall: bcos we need you mommmmmm

Louis: I'm not calling you mom but you can call me daddy ;)

Harry: Oh??

Liam: I give up.

Zayn: get it together, idiots, he's trying to lead us here. Least we can do is listen.

Louis: I have never seen a man want to suck another man's dick so bad until I read this. I guess Zayn wants Liam to be his daddy then, I see how it is ;)

Zayn: please, I top regardless of the person. Second, shut the fuck up.

Liam: hey why do you get to top :(

Zayn: because I fucking said so. Got it?

Liam: okay, back to the project now...

Niall: hehe Liam panicked, that was gay panic brother those are the very first signs!! Also I'm pan too, Zayn, look at us? Couple of pan fuckers!

Louis: I'm done with you, Nicotine, simply done.

Niall: stay mad BITCH

Louis: TF DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Niall: MOMMM! PROTEC ME PLS 🥺

Harry: Lou :(

Louis: sorry, Harry 😔👉🏻👈🏻

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