Harry: hey everyone, we're back :)
Hope you weren't talking about us
Louis: quick, Zayn, Niall, delete all messages! Abort, abort!
Niall: omg no mission Lirry was a failure, never again!
Louis: Lirry...?
Niall: ...ship name?
Louis: I don't like it.
Harry: me neither.
Zayn: I third.
Liam: fourth, he's just a friend and I'm straight remember 😂
Niall: rightttttt. Sure. Yup. Anygay, fine, their bromance name.
Louis: barely acceptable but whatever, I'll just pretend I didn't hear it.
Niall: no one wants to hear about my ships?? I've got across the whole school!
Zayn: why tf?
Niall: I just have a lot of time on my hands, heh. Better than paying attention in class, yk?
Zayn: sure, mate. Anyway, what instruments can you guys play? Lemme help out my buddy Lima
*Liam sorry
Liam: it's alright Zee and thank you
Louis: that's the perfect name for your contact, Li, accept another thank you from me Zayn
Zayn: idiot.
Louis: turd.
Zayn: ass eater.
Louis: pan fucker.
Liam: okkkk let's start. Niall, myb?
Niall: guitar. A little bit of drums cos my childhood friend Josh taught me but not too good at all
Louis: piano (that's right you fuckers, I am cultured)
Zayn: idk. My voice can go weirdly high up. And I was the triangle once in a school play?
Louis: BAHAHA
Niall: HEY some would say that's even better than lame old piano playing, that's soooo 18th century anyway
Liam: yeah, I think that's adorable, honestly. I can play guitar too, myself so there's two of us, now :)
Niall: ayy guitar bros unite
Louis: hurray two white boys throwing it down on acoustic guitars, what a sight to see 🙄 UNLIKE WHEN I SMASH IT AT A PIANO DRILL LIKE A VICTORIAN ERA RICHY RICH BITCH
Zayn: ugh.
Louis: fite me.
Anyway, sweet Hazza, what instrument do you play
Harry: heh don't laugh at me Lou but I've tried to learn guitar? Didn't work out. I'm not horrible at it but not like... Proper good. Most I can do is play the kazoo :)))
Louis: NO ONE LAUGH
Harry: LOUIS :(
Louis: what, darling I was making sure they didn't laugh ;-; I was being helpful ;-; why do you all hate me so muchhhh
Liam: okay fuck off
Niall: YASS DADDY LI TELL HIM! FUCK OFF LOUISIANA
Zayn: Niall hop off his dick, ur not gonna get any special favours for that he's straight
Niall: no Niam? 🥺
Liam: afraid not, bud.
Niall: good. Cos ZIAMMMMM 🤩
Liam: I- hwot 👁️👄👁️
Zayn: damn I was right you are weird 😂
Liam: Niall you cannot just put our names together and decide we are goals or whatever. We're actual living breathing people with actual lives, not fictional characters??
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Music Project (1D GC)
FanfictionWhere five highschoolers get put together by pure luck for a music project. As you can expect, chaos ensues. This book is ✨COMPLETED✨
