Liam: alright, now that we can finally focus, let's start.
Zayn: by that he means you fucking bitches finally stopped bitching so we can concentrate, now. Oh. Minus Harry, he's a good lad :)
Harry: aww thank you Zayn :)
Niall: wtf where is MY good lad??
Louis: wtf you don't just FLIRT with Harry like that?!??
Zayn: not that I was flirting but explain to me why the fuck not?
Louis: cos ur king commands it 😌
Zayn: ...
Keep talking, Liam, sorry for the distraction
Liam: thank you, Zayn.
Alright, so basically, Simon asked us to come together as a band and perform a song. That shouldn't be too difficult, right?
Harry: I mean I'd agree but that means that all of us (Lou and Ni) have to agree and.. I dunno about that heh
Niall: aww a nickname I forgive you for putting his disgusting ass name and mine in the same vicinity
Louis: you don't deserve to even know of my existence, not to talk of communicating with me. And HARRYYYYYYYYYYY
Harry: what???
Louis: I can be very agreeable :(
Harry: of course you can, Louis, I'm sorry x
Louis: aww it's kewl xx
Zayn: you guys are annoying
Louis: stfu Zendaya Mousetit.
Zayn: for God's sake, can we get a different person to just... Replace this guy?
Harry: okay yeah I was wrong so everyone is gonna be arguing except you and I, Liam. Umm... Good luck, leader?
Louis: YOU CAN ONLY CALL ME THAT 🥺😭
Niall: MOM TELL THIS BITCH TO STFU B4 I CONTRACT ANY OF HIS TOXIC DISEASES 🥺😭
Zayn: I will not be speaking to any of you in school.
Except Liam :)
And Harry ;)
Louis: YOU LITTLE BACKSTABBING BITCH BOY CUNTSICLE HOW DARE YOU
Zayn: Harry tell your child to go take a nap or sit in the corner or something? 🥱😪
Louis: okay, someone hold me back. Seriously. HOLD ME BACK
Harry: Lou stop yelling? So we can listen to Liam like we're meant to
Louis: I'd be more attentive if Nipple and more importantly Zen wasn't such a BITCH
Harry: :(
Louis: fine.
Harry: :)
Louis: :)
Niall: that's gay, Tommo
Louis: die.
Liam: ahem. The PROJECT.
Louis: right. Let's get er done, then, boys. Who's gonna write the song, what's it gonna be about, music, melody, chop chop bitches I am exhausted from being so amazing the entire day.
Zayn: do you ever stop bullshitting
Louis: do you ever stop your clearly innate desire to suck my DICK
I mean *whispers* dick, sorry Harry
Liam: I swear to God, I can't even anymore you guys are just... This is impossible! We need to pass, alright? I can't fuck this up, I do that enough already so get your shit together for just a moment! I mean this is our first chat, is every convo going to go down like this??
Louis: I mean I hope so, ngl
Harry: LOUIS.
Niall: omgggg you made mom yell 👀 he mad mad, get rekt bitch
Louis: 😑😤 okay. Whatever. See, Harry, I can totally control myself.
Harry: this isn't about you, Liam is upset.
Louis: I don't care he needs to stop being so soft ffs
Harry: there's nothing wrong with being soft
Louis: agree to disagree~
Harry: you're an ass.
Louis: sometimes, yeah
Whachu gonna do about it :p
Harry: I'm gonna go talk to Liam. Privately. Excuse me, Niall, Zayn, I'll be back in a bit.
Niall: Louis... You kinda overdid it. Harry's kind of a soft guy by nature, that was like a personal dig
Louis: wdym??
Niall: he's got some femininity to him and he shows it. That's why I can see him as a mom, he seems very maternal. And you just said soft guys are like weird which isn't really great
Louis: oh. Well, fuck. I didn't know. I'm always busy with footie and I've never seen him at a game, I don't ever see him around. Honestly hadn't gotten a good look at him till this project
Niall: it's alright. At least you know, now
Louis: ugh. Now I have to go apologise. Stupid toxic masculinity, I actually think soft guys with feminine sides are hot I was joking around I swear to God HARRY DONT LEAVE ME I'D SLAUGHTER THE ENTIRETY OF BUCKINGHAM PALACE TO SEE YOU IN A DRESS AND NAIL POLISH OKAY FUCKKK 😭
Zayn: tell me, Niall, how much time do you spend watching people?
Niall: I mean you watch people too while you're smoking on that wall of yours.
Zayn: so you've watched me too, huh? I do look at people. But that's the thing. I look. Glance. I don't observe like you do. I don't know the things you do. You probably know a bit about everyone here, don't you?
Niall: *a lot
I have a lot of time on my hands so umm yeah I do what I do. It's fun. Observing. Observing is fun.
Zayn: you're weird.
Louis: dude don't be an ass.
Zayn: takes one to know one but you didn't let me finish, dumbass. You're weird and I think it's cool.
Niall: really???
Zayn: yeah. I'm being genuine, trust me. Lying is such a boring concept to me so I'm not the best at it. You're cool. We should smoke sometime.
Niall: oh, sorry, I'm Christian
Zayn: okay? So?
Niall: I'll smoke the day I get tattoos haha, no can do. Raised pretty Catholic 😊
Zayn: oh. I see. Religious. Tell me, church boy, how'd you get past the internalised homophobia anyone brought up with religions like yours have? Just curious.
Niall: my parents aren't that type, especially my mom. They're really supportive.
Zayn: cool. I wouldn't know, haven't quite got around to asking mine. Islam and all that, I'd rather not risk it
Louis: eww things are so serious now. Zayn you're such a wet blanket.
Zayn: life is a mix of both serious and not Louis. Don't get so lost in one side that you forget about the other
Louis: you're totally high right now, aren't you?
Zayn: why'd you think I needed those five minutes??
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Music Project (1D GC)
FanfictionWhere five highschoolers get put together by pure luck for a music project. As you can expect, chaos ensues. This book is ✨COMPLETED✨
