Reborn as Ink sans (discontinued)

A T-Rex, Gay Chicken, And A Chicken Cloud

Welcome back to another chapter. Sorry this took so long to post, but I completely forgot to continue writing this. I also got busy with something else that I might upload as a joke on Wattpad? It really depends though.

Warning: Absolutely chaotic. There's sight seriousness and a slight mention of death, but otherwise, weirdness is happening.

First-Person POV (Ink sans/Logan)

"Okay, everything is fine. Absolutely A-Okay! Nothing is wrong. There is totally not a T-rex raging while chickens are falling from the ceiling. Also, now I have a gay chicken?"

So, you are probably wondering how I got into this situation. It all started with me trying to use the paint brush that fell on my head. I thought about naming the brush Broomie, but I want to be more creative.

"Let's see, Paint, Brushy, or Color?" I asked the paint brush. It looked at me like I was insane. "What? You try coming up with names after you die!"

That's when I had a great idea. Why not try to create a chicken and ask the chicken which one is better?

So that's what I did. I created a rainbow chicken. Well, I tried to create a rainbow chicken... I ended up making a rainbow egg.

"How do I hatch a chicken?" I asked out loud, not paying attention to anything around me. Wait. Does that mean I am a chicken father? I am not ready for kids! Or chickens! But what should I dooooooooo!!!!!!

That's when I thought. It's rainbow colored, right? Like the LGBTQ flag! So that means that I just need to have gay thoughts to hatch the chicken!

'Okay let's see. Omg, kustard is so adorable! So is Killermare, Kross, Krossmare in general, Killercream, Outersci, Errormare etc.' I immediately thought of cute scenes for ships.

CRACK

I looked up from my daydreaming and saw a crack in the gay egg. OMG IT WORKED! A little beak popped out and so did the head. Omg. IT IS AN ACTUAL GAY CHICKEN!

"Bawk?" (Where am I?) the gay chicken said. Wait. I can understand him?

"I don't know. I think it might be the Doodle Sphere?" I answered my now gay chicken son?

"Bawk, BAWK?!" (Wait, INK SANS?!) The gay chicken yelled out. "WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" I yelled out, freaked out.

"BAWK, BAWK BAWK BAWK" (I DON'T KNOW, I DIED TO A TRUCK AND WOKE UP AS A CHICKEN)

"WAIT YOU ARE LIKE ME?"

"BAWK, BAWK?!?!?!??!" (WAIT, LOGAN?!?!?!?!) "KEVIN?"

After a lot of screaming back and forth, we calmed down. Apparently, Kevin died to a truck, maybe it's the same truck? Well, we are now trying to figure out how to control my powers. We also found out that Kevin is now immortal and for some reason has attacks in rainbow glitter and feathers.

"Bawk" (Try connecting to your soul or something) "I am trying to do that! Right Flow?"

Flow stayed still. Kevin stared at Ink confused as heck. "Did you just name your paint brush 'Flow'?"

"Well at least I didn't simp for the Dreamswap chicken named Kevin."

Kevin the gay chicken gasped and covered his beak. Well, he tried to do that.

"Bawk bawk!" (How dare you take my precious Kevin into this!)

"Well, you took my precious Flow into this!"

"Bawk bawk bawk!" (Your so called precious "Flow" is just a stupid paint brush that fell on your head!)

"Oh yeah? Well, I didn't have fantasies of having children with a chicken when I was human!"

This went on for a while, until we got tired of fighting and stopped. We truced it over and promised to never insult our precious ones. We sat down and started to think of our next plan.

"Okay, so I need to learn how to use my magic so I can make aus so we won't be lonely anymore," I said, taking out the paper I managed to create without a mess.

"Bawk bawk bawk," (I agree. You need to learn to control your magic, so we don't have any accidents) Kevin replied, nodding his gay head.

"So how about I try to make a pencil or something?" I said, flattening out the paper.

"Bawk. Bawk?" (Sure. How good are your drawing skills again?) Kevin asked, while ruffling his bootiful gay feathers.

I looked at him

He looked at me.

I looked at him.

HE LOOKED AT MEEEEEE.

"Baaaaaaaawk!!!! BAAWWK!" (Noooooooooooo!!!! WE ARE DOOMED!)

"Hey! My drawing skills aren't that bad! I can at least draw a circle!"

"BAWK!" (THAT IS NOT REASSURING!)

"Bawk bawk bawk," (At least practice before you try to create) Kevin said, burying his face into his feathers.

"Yes sir!" I replied, giving my chicken man a salute. ~Back to present time~

While I was figuring out how to draw, I learned many things. Do not try to draw a dinosaur. And do not try to draw a chicken cloud. Those were the mistakes I made.

"Okay, everything is fine. Absolutely A-Okay! Nothing is wrong. There is totally not a T-rex raging while chickens are falling from the ceiling. Also, now I have a gay chicken?"

Kevin gave me a deadpan stare from his throne. Wait, where did he get a throne?

"Bawk, bawk! Bawk bawk? Bawk bawk bawk!" (Dude, you are such an idiot! Why did you draw the two worst ideas? Now the chickens that are coming out of the ceiling think I am their king, and they won't let me go!)

"I'm sorry! I didn't know drawing things on paper would create things! Now how do I calm down a T-rex? I didn't mean to give her slight anger issues!"

ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRR

I jumped up and looked around. THE T-REX WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME!

"BAWK! BAWK BAWK!" (YOU CREATED IT! YOU SHOULD KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!"

"The T-rex is a she! Not a it!" I replied, mad about the misgendering of my T-rex.

"Bawk bawk. Bawk bawk? Bawk?" (Of course, you gave i- her a gender. What's i- her name? Scaly?)

"How did you know?"

Kevin gave me yet another deadpan stare. "Bawk?" (Are you serious?)

"Yes? Isn't that right Scaly?" I said looking around to the now named Scaly that calmed down now that she was gendered correctly and that the chickens stopped coming from the clouds. Wait. No more chickens coming from the sky!

Scaly stared at me, and then started bumping her head against my body. I smiled and started petting my new found friend.

"Bawk bawk. Bawk bawk bawk." (I think you now have learned how to create. Now you just need to learn how to fight before you can start creating/protecting.)

"Awwww, but I want to spend time with this adorable little baby!" I replied, looking over to Kevin still sitting on a throne, and chickens around still bowing at him. Loud purrs erupted from Scaly, making me want to pet her even more. Little did I know, my eye lights turned into stars for a second before fading back to a bluish greenish dot.

"Bawk. Bawk bawk bawk bawk." (Fine. But you have to help me with these chickens.) 

"Deal!"

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I have finished! I did most of this in one day, so sorry if it isn't that good. If there's any questions on the story, please ask! I don't mind answering questions, but I will not say any spoilers. Also, I think there might be some ships coming, but I don't know what to do for ships yet. Once it gets to a certain point, I might start a poll for what ships to do and what Logan/Ink should be shipped with.

Hope you enjoyed this so far!

Also, do you guys want me to do the wording count? I can, but I've never done it before, so I don't know if that's something authors are supposed to do.