Dolores: Is something burning?
Mariano: Just my love for you.
Dolores: Mariano, the toaster is on fire.
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Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Felix: Oh no that's terrible.
Pepa: Did he win?
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Mirabel: So I have made the decision to trust you.
Bruno: A horrible decision, really.
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Bruno: Why does Julieta always do the laundry so loudly?
Pepa: So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house.
Julieta, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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Camilo: I desire moisture.
Dolores: Please just say 'I want water' like a normal person.
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