Dolores: How much did you spend on this date?
Mariano: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
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Julieta: :)
Pepa: >:(
Julieta: Turn that frown upside down!
Pepa: ):<
Julieta: Not sure what I was expecting...
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Isabela: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Dolores, watching Camilo screaming, Antonio trying to set a sleeping Mirabel on fire, and Luisa choking on air: I don't know either.
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Mirabel: What are your three best qualities?
Camilo: I'm hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my family.
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Camilo: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog...
Isabella: What's updog?
Camilo: Mirabel! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
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