hey i do not know how to write (this is a test)

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hey so this is a test you have very likely noticed i have never wrote any story in my life so im gonna make this stupid ass joke idea thing i guess yea ok kill me lets start this awful disaster (also the grammar and ponctuation and stuff is gonna suck cuz brazil moment yeaaaaaahhh)

it starts in a cold monday morning and joe wakes up in his bed. he is late to school again. his mom screams from downstairs and he is basically ready (he is awesome and made his backpack and put his uniform before going to sleep), the only thing left is to eat breakfast. he would do it while running to school if anime girls weren't a thing. he is annoyed by this and swallows THE ENTIRE SANDWICH in five seconds. he screams painfully as his mom screams at him to hurry up. he also swallows in 5 seconds the cup of chocolate milk while his mom screams even more cuz he has to stop eating sugar so much (even if he is average-sized).

he runs to the bathroom to see: his hair is a MESS. it looks like a stupid orange bush so his solution is to grab his best friend: the purple puffball beanie he has for bad hair days. the idea was for it to be used in ONLY bad hair days but every day is a bad hair day since our friend joe here has curly hair (it's life) 

you might have forgotten: his mom is STILL SCREAMING. he does not get how her throat is completely fine after all the mornings, afternoons, evenings, nights and other times of the day because she is always angry at him. he puts on his hoodie, gets his backpack and RUNS AS FAST AS HE CAN

he runs to school while his mom screams at fucking 6 in the morning while all of his neighbors tell her to fucking stop. but she wont. joe trips on a rock and screams in pain. his mom yells

 "FUCK THAT STUPID BLOOD ON YOUR FACE JUST PUT A BAND AID OR WHATEVER". 

he reaches the end of the street.

he was happy with the silence while "running" in the street. the thing is that actually joe only ran through his street so his mom could stop screaming so much, because he was already late enough when he woke up! so it wouldn't matter if he ran or walked, he would be late and miss first period. he gets to school to see his best friend, candice. you see joe and candice have a strong bond with eachother because people always make fun of their names, it either being "joe mama" and "candice nuts fit in yo mouth", and it doesent make them feel bad or anything, its just annoying and uncomfortable in candice's case becauset she be ace because i like to make every single character of mine ace because i do not understand allos because i am ace myself so-- ANYWAYS BACK TO THE STORY. joe cannot wait to see candice! they sit right next to eachother in class and draw and talk a lot together and have a lot of fun! but since he was late he had to wait until he could get in...

HE GOT IN!! finally, time to see his bestie!! he comes in the class while everyone laughs at him like in the movies because this takes place in the us and i dont know how poeple act in the us so ima make em act like the movies and no one will stop me. I KEEP DISTRACTING MYSELF DAMMIT. anyways he sits on his desk and candice says

 "you're a lucky one to get this late to school. missed math class = win, fella."

joe replies

"yeah but my mom keeps screaming at me................. even more......... than usual..........."

"yea" says candice

the bell rings and its lunch time

"so, what is that injury on your cheek? are you ok?"

"yeah i was running for my life coming here to school and tripped on a rock"

"oh no! do you want a band aid?"

"oh no no im fine i--"

candice then gets a smiley face bandage and puts it on joe's face, he feels comforted by his friend (oh and before you shippers do anything joe is aroace and values their FRIENDSHIP ok??????? AHAHHAHAHAAHHA I CAME PREPARED!!)

well the happiness wouldnt last long cuz right after the Generic Group Of Bullies That Wear Varsity Jackets For No Specific Reason shows up to bother them.

"hey poopfaces, what are you doing in my territory?"

when i mentioned that the hapiness wouldnt last long you probably thought that the bullies would do mean stuff to them but since all of my research in how american people act is movies this is everthing i have, all they do is call the two the stupid names ever that not even a baby would get offended by.

joe and candice look at eachother in faces of "Oh Not These Guys Again For The Love Of God" and think simoutaneously "oh here we go again lol"

since they are super annoying, the strategy that joe and candice have is to pretend they are hurt with what they say. so candice starts with the calssic

"oh no! i have been insulted by your mean words, Jason!! please stop doing this!"

justin smiles in seeing random ass people "suffering" from his bullying. the plan is working once again, so joe continues:

"please stop bullying us forever! it really hurts us and makes us feel offended! poopcafe is a terrible insult!"

jason smiles and leaves, leaving the duo in peace once again.

they have more classes and then joe goes home  to have his mom scream at him for hours again.