{𝕊𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕥'𝕤 ℙ𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕠} - [[DISCONTINUED]]

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟟

          Quackity couldn't sleep, again. So naturally, he resorted to doing what he did best: procrastinate. Instead of trying to make up his mind about Wilbur's citizenship, he was laying in bed and trying to dissect the meanings of his most recent dreams. His eyes darted over towards a sudden creaking sound. Taking in a shaky breath he sat upright, looking towards the noise.

It was Wilbur fucking Soot, climbing in through his unlocked window. "... What are you doing in my home..?"

The other looked up, wide eyes barely visible in the darkness of night. "I thought you'd be asleep by now- ... But hey, why aren't you sleeping anyways? It's super late, do you always just lay in bed wide awake..?" he asked instead, tilting his head with faint concern.

Q sat up even straighter, quick to sputter out a response before Wil could keep talking. "Not important, and I asked you a question first-!"

"Hm." The brunette briefly glanced around the room, still sitting in the window frame. "Well this is a lovely place you've got here, but I really must be going." He started leaning back to go and climb back outside, but his descent was interrupted by Quackity hoisting himself up from his mattress and approaching him.

"Hey- no, you can't go yet! You broke in, so you're staying and answering my questions!" he blurted out, grabbing one of the sleeves to Wilbur's trench coat.

The other looked over at the shorter man silently, a smirk soon appearing on his face. "No."

"... Excuse me? What do you mean, 'no'!? Yes."

"No,"

"Yes!"

"Yes,"

"Yes! Wait- hey!!"

Wil chuckled, finding tricking Q incredibly amusing. "Gotcha. Anyways, how about I answer your question if you answer mine?"

"What, no! That's stupid. It's my country, I make the rules."

"Pleaseeee..?" he added, dragging out the word tauntingly.

"Fine, idiot."

Wilbur grinned, stepping back in through the window while Quackity returned to sitting on his bed and watching the other with clear suspicion. "Awww, you've gone soft!"

He rolled his eyes, yanking the blanket over most of his body once again. "Shut up. Now why are you breaking into my room? To steal?"

The other chuckled, shaking his head in amusement. "No, no.. You answer first. Why aren't you sleeping?"

"I..." He paused, sighing. "I just don't feel like it, I'm very busy."

"Awwwwwh, does Quackity need a lullabyyyy..?~" he cooed, smiling in a teasing way as he stepped closer.

Q felt his face heat up with a blush, and he scrambled further away from the other as he approached. "W-what!? Are you serious? What the hell, dude." It was right now he was thankful for the poorly lit room that hid his flushed cheeks.

Wil threw his head back and laughed aloud at his reaction. "Hah, no. Well, not really.. But I suppose I could go grab my old guitar..?"

The other awkwardly cleared his throat, shifting on his feet. "No, don't do that, idiot." he grumbled, about to fully lay down before the tall brunette calmly sat down on the edge of his mattress. "... What are you doing..?"

He looked over at the flabbergasted man, humming to himself. "Dunno, just feel like staying. I can try and help you sleep if you'd like..?"

Quackity lifted an eyebrow in suspicion. "What, so you can dig around in my stuff? No."

"Hm, your loss." he muttered, shrugging. "Still don't want to tell me why you really aren't sleeping?"

"I just can't."

'Believe me, I'm trying..'

"Fine." Wilbur replied, standing up with a groan and turning back to look at Q one last time. "Welp, you're boring me. I'll see you soon,"

And with that he climbed out of the window again. Quackity heard a quiet 'thump' of Wil's feet hitting the ground, and grumbled to himself when he saw that the other had left the window open. He got up from the bed, stomping over to close it (and lock it this time!) himself before returning to his mattress and closing his eyes to give one last try at sleeping.

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A/N: Told you guys this one would be... interesting? Next one should be just as good, if not better! 😳

Also posted this without the chapter number, whoops-

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