067 X Reader

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"I... Hate... Everything" I groan, as I start waking up.

"Ah, your finally awake" I hear someone say.

I hmm, and open my eyes. To see myself in, another car!

"Uhh... What the fuck" I ask, sitting up. Then see someone, wearing a gold mask sitting across from me. I grunt, and try to move. But realise my hands are chained up.

"HEY LET ME GO!!" I shout.

"Hey, just calm down" He says, as he starts walking towards me. I ignore him and carry on yelling.

"I SAID CALM DOWN!!" He shouts. I huff and kick him in the face.

"I CAN DO WHAT I WA- Oh.. I forgot I was wearing heels... Pfftt haha!!" I laugh. As he picks up his broken mask. "Hahaha!! Oh god that's so funny! Hahaha!!"

"Stop laughing!!"

"Hahaha!! Hey I'm sure your bleeding nose will heel. Up pretty soon. Hahaha!!" I laugh, holding my stomach. Then I hear one of his I guess 'bulters' laugh with me. But the guy just glares at him. "Wowwww, your so mean to your friendsssss"

But he just slaps me round the face. My eyes widen, and jaw drops a little.

"You bitch haha. Jeez can't even take a joke." I chuckle.

"I guess you. Kicked a nerve" The butler mumbles. But I heard and laughed.

"YOU SHUT UP!!" The man yells.

"Jeez, I mean you paid what was it? 500,000 won for me. For the challenge? Bet you regret that now hmm"

"No, I enjoy a challenge"

"Sureeee you do. Hey where we going? Is there any food in here I'm starving. What's your favourite colour? What's your least favourite colour? Do you like Narwhals? I love Narwhals. At home, I even have these really cute Narwhal slippers, and the horn like glows. It's so awesome. I guess I like snails to. There really cute. Though I think I prefer sloths. Did you know that hot water turns to ice, faster then cold water? Or tha-"

" For God sake. SHUT UP!! "

"Aye! I wasn't finished! Jeez rude. Learn some manners! Anyway! Did you know that if there was a zombie apocalypse, you would survive. Because zombies eat brains. And buying me, proves that you don't really have one." I joke, just to get another slap round the face.

" OI! STOP WITH THE SLAPPING!!" I shout." This just proves that not only so you not have a brain. But since you hit women. I guess you don't really get any bitches do you? Ooohh! Is that why you bought me? Because your so bad at getting a girl. That you actually had to pay for one?!"

"I hate you."

"Im teasing, I'm teasing. Anyway, since I like am still struggling to get out of these chains. How about I get to know you. Cuz when I escape and stuff I want to have like a good punch line"

"You won't escape"

"Eh questionable."

He sighs.

"My names Josh"

"Josh? God no wonder why your single. Your name is already a red flag"

He glares at me. But since it's dark in here, I can't really tell. I don't even know what he looks like.

"I'm 29 years old"

"A virgin at 29. Tut tut. So sadddd"

"I hate you"

"Awwww. Your not the first"