Philza (NSFW)

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Requested by @IssaLieFly

The looks for Y/N is a piglin brute with pitch black fur and blue-green particles and some small 'veins' of color along the fur with a deep, royal purple color. I didn't know what gender you wanted so I made it non binary as best I could but ended up using the idea of AFAB anatomy. I can do it with male or can add a small altered paragraph for it if you want.

Content/Kinks: Size kink, Piercing kink (Only in terms of there being piercings, not the action of. Both parties have them), age difference; no exact ages said. Oral (Reader recieving), Hair pulling (Phil recieving) slight cumflation?, belly bulge, multiple positions, mention of temperature play. If I missed any let me know.

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Philza, a tall man with 4 kids and a grandkid. Those four kids are Technoblade, Wilbur, Tommy and Tubbo. His grandkid being a 10 year old Fundy. While Phil was called old, he still looked to be in his late 20's early 30's.

Y/N a close friend of Technoblade who happened to be a taller person than average. They are an ender-piglin brute hybrid who lived in the Nether. Techno had met them within a piglin village when he had gotten hurt in the fortress, being far enough away from the portal to home he went to the village and stayed for a week after sending a message to his father. When he didn't get a response he huffed, walking into the healers for the first time in a while. What he saw had his jaw drop but he had a smile on his face.

"Y/N! It's been a good while. Damn you've grown. Almost as tall as me now!"

The ender smiled and picked up Techno in a bear hug, causing the male to squeal slightly in surprise. They laughed slightly and put him down.

"Alright trouble child. What's wrong?"

"I uh... I kinda got carried away and got hurt while gathering wither skulls, netherwart and blaze rods...?"

The ender hybrid grunted and made an irritated noise, bonking the piglin on the head which earned an 'Ow' from how hard they hit.

"Idiot. But get on the table and I'll see what I can do. Where'd you get hurt and how much time do we have till the oh so "calm" crow father comes to scold you?" At the word 'calm' Y/N made quotations with two fingers.

Techno shrugged which earned another bonk. They heard panicked knocking at the door and froze but sighed when Wilbur stumbled in.

"You have 2 hours maximum before Phil comes here-"

Both of the piglin hybrids froze again and Y/N's cheeks heated up a bit. They looked at each other then to Wilbur  and nodded.

"Wil, can you help me patch him up so Phil won't go off at me?"

Wilbur nodded and walked over, aiding Y/N in patching Techno up. Once they were done they all sat down with a cup of tea.

Wilbur had some herbal tea while Y/N had milk tea. Techno had netherwart tea infused with healing potion to help aid in the healing process for the trip home. He was also given a pouch of the tea and was bonked by both Wilbur and Y/N until he agreed to taking it and making sure to drink all of it no matter how little the wound was or if it was gone.

A few minutes after they had finished the tea the door slammed open causing Y/N to let out a cross between an Enderman Screech and a Piglin Squeal before teleporting a few meters away.

"TECHNOBLADE-! Oh! Hi Wil, Y/N."

The now blushing ender waved slightly with a wobbly smile on their face as she tried to calm down. The bird man sighed and nodded to Wil to get going.

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