Hehehe, I am still a gremlin man. Bet people thought I forgot this but it's still been about a month. Guess what BoroughFun I live and wrote this because I got Insomnia and a sudden rush of a will to write!
Not exactly a one-shot but damn it's funny.
Characters and who they replace in this short fic.
Larry Daley (Originally, Ben Stiller) - Sapnap
Teddy Roosevelt (Originally, Robin Williams) - Dream
Dr. McPhee (Originally, the amazing Ricky Gervais) - George
Ahkmenrah (Originally, Rami Malek) - Foolish
Octavius (Originally, Steve Coogan) - Awesamdude
Jedediah (Originally, Owen Wilson) - BadBoyHalo
Easter Head (Voiced by Brad Garret) - Eret and Slimecicle
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Y/N POV
I breathed in deeply and shook my head, getting adjusted to the life I had been adjusting to for a while.
I had been at the museum for a while now and usually hung around with Eret and Charlie. Those two were just as chaotic as me and like to jokingly bother people. The only other place I was found when not with Charlie, Eret or Bad and Sam was in the throne room, talking and somewhat cuddling up to the jackal guards while Foolish was out roaming as they got lonely a lot. We had been without a night guard for a while now and apparently the usual nightguard is coming back. I was with the jackal guards were sitting down with me in between them, cuddled up to warm up due to having a problem where I got cold very quickly. I heard Sapnap yelling out "Dream!" which I assumed was the name of the night guard. I scrambled into one of the jackals' hands, which I had named Scar because he had a two big scars right from above his eyebrow to the side of his snout through each of his eyes. They stood in position and I hid in the slightly curled up hand and watched Foolish, who nodded in greeting, Sapnap who did the same and a man in a green hoodie and black jeans walk in. I held onto Scars' fingers and watched the male curiously.
"Ah! Dream. Meet Y/N. They're a relatively new addition to the Desert Empire and they're usually found with Scar and Matriarch. Y/N, wanna come down or do you and scar just want to sit together and we talk to you on your conditions?"
I nodded at the last option and motioned Matriarch over to sit with Scar. I then looked at this "Dream".
"Hi! My name's Clay, or as Sapnap calls me, Dream."
I looked at his hand and then at him.
"Y/N of the Desert Empire. Leader of the Military and tie for best builder of the SMP."
Dream put his hands up in a surrender move and stepped back.
"Alright..."
~Timeskip of a few weeks~
Dream and I had slowly been getting comfortable to be ourselves around each other and ended up being good friends...
"Y/N!!!!!! WHY IS THERE GUM EVERYWHERE?!"
I grinned as I ran towards Eret and Slimecicle, climbing up onto Eret's back and all three of us grinned at Dream.
"Dum Dum give me Gum Gum."
Dream threw his arms up in mock exasperation before he fell into a wheezing and laughing fit with us.
"I- pftt- I'm not even mad at that, I'm impressed. Especially that. How long have you idiots been working on that one?"
I laughed.
"A good three weeks. It was a good prank and Rexy helped. And Scar and Matriarch a bit."
Dream smiled slightly.
"Alright. but everyone's gotta help clean it. Come on you knuckleheads. All hands on deck."
We sighed but nodded and got up to help everyone else pick up and clean all of the bungee-like gum ("Bungee Gum has the properties of both rubber and gum" - The Pedo Clown that has no right to look as hot as he does-) from the ground and even on the walls and ceilings. I smiled happily at the chaos but obvious trust and friendship amongst us.
George walked in, seeing us clean the gum and sighed slightly with a smile.
"Easter Head Trio, Dream?"
Dream only nodded and ruffled my hair playfully.
"Yeah. But what's life without these three idiots and their excitement? Scar and Matriarch would have my head if they weren't here."
George sighed and nodded, waving Dream off.
"Alright. But museum opens in two hours and Sun's up in one and a half. Make sure it's cleaned."
"Will do! By George!" I waved and smiled slightly and hugged Dream before running off to hop into Scars' had in position for the day tours.
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Short but oddly adorable, may make a full one-shot if requested or feel like it and if wanted can make a full cast of who I think would be what and what each persons' relationship with Y/N is in headcanon.
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