*Book Opens By Itself*
Narrator: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing race car. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the race car's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
*Hiro Then Rips The Page, Which Skips Forward To The Wedding Scene*
Hiro: Like that's ever going to happen. *Closes the book*
*Scene Cuts To The Outhouse*
Hiro (From Inside The Outhouse): Oh, what a load of—
*Toilet flushes*
*Hiro opens the door of his Outhouse*
Hiro: *Yawns*
*All Stars by Smash Mouth Started To Play*
*Hiro exits an outhouse and goes about his day like taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bug paste, and farting in his pool in the swamp. In a nearby village, an angry mob gather up to go after Hiro. At night, the villagers head into the swamp and wait outside Hiro's home.*
*The Angry Mob Broke The Stay Out! Sign*
*Hiro Heard It And Went To Check It Out*
*Hiro Sees Them And Went Outside*
Only Shooting Stars Brings a Mole...
*One Of The Angry Mobs Move The Leaf Out Of The Way So They Could See The Swamp*
Angry Mob 1: I Think He's In There
Angry Mob 2: Alright, LET'S GET IT!
Angry Mob 1: Whoa! Hold on, Do You Know What That Thing Can Do To You?
Angry Mob 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread.
*Hiro Laughs From Behind Them*
Hiro: Yeah, well actually that would be the giant.
*The Angry Mobs Gasp In Shock*
Hiro: Now, Humans With Gap Teeth's, oh they're much worst, They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin...
Villagers: No!
Hiro: They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.
*Angry Mob 2 Then Swings His Torch At Hiro's Face, Luckily He Dodge It In Time*
Angry Mob 2: Back! Back beast back! I warned you!
*Hiro just simply took the flame out of the torch*
Angry Mob 2: Right....
Hiro: *Roars*
Angry Mobs: *Screams*
*This Repeated for Some Time Until All The Torches Were Off*
*Silence*
Hiro: this is the part where you run away.
*The Angry Mobs then fled from the scene*
Hiro: *Laughs* AND STAY OUT! *Sees a flyer* Huh? *Picks up the flyer, reads it* "Wanted: Fairytale Creatures" *Sighs* *Walks Away*
Part 1 Ended.
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Hiro Hamada ("Shrek")
FantasyWhen a 14 teenage human boy with a gap teeth called Hiro discovers his swamp has been 'swamped' with all sorts of fairytale creatures by the scheming Lord Obake, Hiro sets out, with a very loud 12 year old boy named Mason "Dipper" Pines by his side...
