*Hiro is getting ready for dinner. He sits down and lights a candle made out of earwax. Dipper went to his homemade bed which he actually made himself.*
Dipper: Goodnight, Mabel *realizes he's alone*
*At The Pines Family's Home*
Mabel: *Goes To Bed* Goodnight, Dipper
*Mabel Sees That She's Alone, Mabel Then Begins To Regret Trying To Sell Dipper Away*
*Back at Hiro's Swamp*
*Hiro begins to eat when he hears a noise. He stands up with a huff.*
Hiro: I thought I told you to stay outside!
Dipper: *From The Window* I am outside!
*Hiro hears a noise from inside and turns to find the source. He sees several shadows moving and looks around, spotting the CMC on his table.*
Apple Bloom: Well, girls, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have?
Scootaloo: It's not home, but it'll do just fine.
Sweetie Belle: *bouncing on a slug* What a lovely bed.
Hiro: Got ya. *Grabs Sweetie Belle, but she escapes and lands on his shoulder.*
Sweetie Belle: I found some cheese. *bites into Hiro's ear*
SHREK: Ow! *tries to grab her*
Sweetie Belle: Blah! Awful stuff. *jumps down to the table*
Apple Bloom: Is that you, Sweetie Belle?
Sweetie Belle: How did you know?
Hiro: Enough! *he grabs all three mice* What are you doing in my house? *He gets bumped from behind and he drops the fillies.* Hey!
*Hiro turns around and sees the Seven Sugar Rush Racers have put Elsa, sleeping in her glass coffin, on the table.*
Hiro: Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table!
Taffyta: Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.
Hiro: Huh?
*Hiro marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain. Pinkie Pie is sitting in the bed. The earth pony just looks at him.*
Pinkie Pie: What?
*Hiro now has Pinkie Pie by the tail and is dragging her to the front door.*
Hiro: I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying human with a gap teeth! What do I have to do get a little privacy?
*He opens the front door to throw the Wolf out and he sees that a horde of fairytale creatures have set up camp in his swamp.*
SHREK: Oh, no. No! No! *He dodges out the way of a group of witches flying on broomsticks*
*The Three Bears (minus Nita) sit around the fire, the Pied Piper is playing his pipe and the rats are all running to him, some elves are directing flight traffic so that the fairies and witches can land...etc.*
SHREK: What are you doing in my swamp?!! *this echoes throughout the camp and everyone falls silent.*
*Gasps are heard all around. The Three Good Fairies hide inside a tent.*
Hiro: All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey! Quickly. Come on! *more Sugar Rush Racers run inside the house* No, no! No, no. Not there! Not there! *they shut the door on him* Oh! *turns to look at Dipper*
Dipper: Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them.
Olaf: Oh, gosh, no one invited us.
Hiro: What?
Olaf: We were forced to come here.
Hiro: *flabbergasted* By who?
Rarity: Lord Obake. He huffed and he puffed and he...signed an eviction notice.
Hiro: *heavy sigh* All right. Who knows where this... "Obake" guy is?
*Everyone looks around at each other but no one answers.*
Dipper: Oh, I do. I know where he is!
Hiro: Does anyone else know where to find him? Anyone at all?
Dipper: Me! Me!
Hiro: Anyone?
Dipper: Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know! Me, me!
Hiro: *sigh* Okay, fine. Attention all...fairy tale things. Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out. In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from! *Pause.*
*Then the crowd cheers wildly.*
Hiro: Oh! *to Dipper, pointing at him* You!
*Dipper looked scared when Hiro pointed his finger at him*
Hiro: You're comin' with me. *Pointing at himself now*
Dipper: All right, that's what I like to hear, man. Hiro and Dipper, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. I love it!
*The fairies put a flower crown on Dipper's head on top of his pine tree hat*
*Hiro grabbed a torch from the Sugar Rush Racer*
Dipper: On the road again. Sing it with me, Hiro! I can't wait to get on the road again.
*Hiro took the flower crown off of Dipper's head*
Hiro: What did I say about singing?
Dipper: Can I whistle?
Hiro: No.
Dipper: Can I hum it?
Hiro: All right, hum it.
*Dipper begins to hum 'On the Road Again'.*
Part 4 Ended.
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Hiro Hamada ("Shrek")
FantasyWhen a 14 teenage human boy with a gap teeth called Hiro discovers his swamp has been 'swamped' with all sorts of fairytale creatures by the scheming Lord Obake, Hiro sets out, with a very loud 12 year old boy named Mason "Dipper" Pines by his side...
