Reconfiguration

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Fade in to Doc, South, Wash and the Meta standing over the modified Epsilon unit, which is now olive green

Washington: Great, he's done.

South: It looks un... stable.

Doc:  Ya why  is it sparking like that?

Washington: This thing's been through a lot, it's pretty badly damaged. But now that it's a capture unit we just need to get it near Epsilon and Delta and we can pull them in.

Doc: What if it breaks?

Washington: Don't worry, it'll hold until we get them. After that, it doesn't matter. It can short out for all I care.

Doc: Then what's the point of all this?

South: Are you fully sure it could hold and why do you need it?

Washington: I just have to deliver Epsilon and Delta  to the Chairman. I don't have to guarantee what condition, I deliver them in. There just evidence anyway. Meta, grab them. Doc, South , get ready to move.

Doc: Move, move where? We don't know where they are.

South: It's not like we can track them.

Washington: We know they're not here. So gather your gear, and get ready to move out.

Doc: Well can we track them?

Washington: Track them?

Doc: You know, pick up a trail, like footprints.

South: That could work I see some tier tracks over there.

Washington: Footprints and tire tracks . In the desert.

Doc: Kh, don't special agents have the ability to track their targets through any kind of terrain? Follow broken tree branches-

Washington: Tree branches. In the desert.

South: We're not that kind of agents.

Doc: Okay these are bad examples. Maybe heat signatures.

Washington: In the desert.

Doc: Like exhaust trails? I dunno.

Washington: Tell you what. Why don't you just stick to not understanding medicine? Don't feel the need to expand your sphere of ignorance.

Doc: Fine, jeez, I'm just trying to help.

South: Asshole 

Doc and South wanders off

Meta: (growls)

Washington:  Them? Ah, they,  always whining about something. (under his breath) Hey Meta, is there any way we could track the Reds by trying to pick up a trail, like a uh, heat signature- or something?

Meta: (growls)

Washington: Yes. I know we're in the desert.

Cut to the facility with Church and Tex

Church: So you back up to a hundred percent yet?

Tex: Yeah. And whatever I didn't learn from Caboose I've been able to pick up from the rest of the guys. Didn't take long.

Church: Yeah we really don't seem to do much.

Tex: Maybe you should get a hobby. Like knitting.

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