Broke oni|Itto+Gorou

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A/n POV {Crack}
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Summary: The way of the strong
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"You did that purpose"!? Right now the two were having a arm wrestling match to see who would pay for dinner first.

"Whaaat? I did not". The one only got up which he looked down on you. "Yes you did...I mean even if you loved you still wouldn't have mora". You mumbled.

"No I actually have..". Giving him a bored look he took out his pouch. "13 mora left". He said as you sighed.

"Whatever let's just go get dinner". He tailed behind talking about his favorite snacks.

"Oh y/n? Hello"! Turning your head you saw the general coming towards you.

"Oh hi gorou what are you doing in the city"? He pointed at the chef cooking his meal.

"You guys can join me, as long as he quits touching my tail". Irritated by the action itto slowly backed off. "It was soft".

"It is soft gorou do you groom it"? The boy infront of you was noticeably fustrated and shook his head.

"W-well I do but I don't usually, only when I'm about to go to sleep or I get nervous in which I would, as well as my ears but that doesn't mean you can touch it"?!

The two of you laughed at his nervousness and the sight of him fluffing at his tail. "Just drop it". He gave up once his food came.

"Oh itto can you go order us something"? Getting up he ruffled your hair and left with your pouch.

"So what are you and itto doing wandering around"? He asked enjoying his meal.

"Well we were looking for more beetles for our fight and then it turned into an arm wrestling match for dinner and now we're here". I said.

"Oh your not on a date"? Blushing you shook your head.

"Yup we are on a date". The oni came back with big bowls of katsu ramen and a bag of sweets.

"You spent almost all my mora itto and we are not on a date"!

"You know tails you remind me of someone". Itto said eating and pointing at the shorter male.

"N-no I don't probably just imaging things". The tip of his ears twitched and he got up.

"Wait gorou don't leave join us for a beetle fight". You said finishing up your food and bringing out two beetles.

"Wait for me guys"!

Meeting the two out in the woods itto watched as the two of you played.

"So this is what you and him do with the little kids". Gorou said taking in his lost.

"Wow y/n you suck at picking the right beetles but the little one put up a fight". Itto said quietly fluffing the male's tail.

"Yea well I still won"!

"Guess I'll just make more strategies for the beetle". Gorou picked up the beetle, putting it in a jar.

"That's not how that works"! Itto said pulling at his tail.

"HEY I told you to stop touching my tail oni"! Snatching his tail back the two argued leaving you to watch.

"What is going on"? Turning around you guys saw yaemiko with an annoyed face.

"RUN"!

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A/n: IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG
I was meaning to post it with other finished drafts but I was busy playing a game-

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