Bleach Oneshots!

Ulquiorra x Woman!Aizen (you)

What if Aizen Sosuke never became Shinji Hirako's Lieutenant? What if he never became Captain of squad five? What when Aizen never appeared, but (y/n) did?

A woman, former leader of squad five betrayed Soul Society with squad three captain, Gin Ichimaru and ninth squad Captain, Kaname Tōsen.

In las nochas was a lot more different. The espada weren't fairefully counted, it was the same way Aizen would've counted them but on the other hand, (y/n) did it on purpose.

Even though she had a favorite espada, she came along with almost everyone. Of course, you can't just show up as a woman towards Grimmjow and Nnoitra, even though you crashed them with spiritual presser everytime.

Every meeting was familiar to the next from how it went.

You just entered the room where the meeting with all espada would be and already heard the first voice calling your name. "(Y/n)-san!" You already knew who it was just in how he called you.

'(L/n)-sama!' Here '(L/n)-sama' there. God you regretted everything sometimes just because you never had any 'free time' if you could even call it like this.

"Ulquiorra! Always first, huh? Or just couldn't wait any second longer to see me again?" You walked over to him, throwing your arm over his shoulder.

"I just saw you an hour ago, (y/n)-san" he told you. You were a bit taller than him, that made him look up to you as he talked. "You could've just stayed until the meeting started! Why do you always leave? You know good enough that it's boring here!" You started complaining as other espada also entered the room.

"Hello, (L/n)-sama" came from every single espada as they walked through the door. Even Grimmjow and Nnoitra said it which surprised you somehow. Both of them had huge rage against Kurosaki Ichigo who just entered Las Nochas and each of them wanted to fight him.

"I would've stayed but I had to change clothes. I think you know that I wouldn't come here in normal clothes to a meeting." Ulquiorra said as Grimmjow interrupted completely and shouted "all of us are here!! Can we finally get over with this meeting??"

"You see that I'm talking right now, can't you?" You yelled back. "Well, you're right. I also had to change.. but you could've just joined me again after you were done, Ulquiorra-san, it's boring without you" you whined finally decided to walk into direction of all other espada who sat on their chairs. Ulquiorra coming along next to you.

"Alright, nice seeing all of you together" you started and also sat down. It's a rare sight, seeing all 10 on one table.

"Ichigo Kurosaki entered Las Nochas a few hours ago as all of you probably already heard. It'll take him a while to defeat the former Espada and get here so he isn't danger to us, yet" you started talking.

"I'm off, killing the bastard" Grimmjow stood up, leaving the sudden nice act again. You let him walk a few steps before pushing your spiritual pressure up, making him kneel down onto his knees.

"Nice sight, right? Grimmjow's on his knees because of a woman" you looked over to Ulquiorra, then looking back to Grimmjow, panting heavily while kneeling down. The sight made you giggle.

"Damn you.. woman.." you heard him mumble. "Did you say something, Grimmjow-chan?" You looked back to him. "No.. nothing" "then return to your seat, would 'ya?" You asked with a smile plastered down on your lips.

He returned to his seat, sitting down again so you could continue.

"Alright... so that boy isn't danger to us yet, train up because he won't come alone. Later on, we'll split up, all Espada who are already fighting a shinigami will stay in Las Nochas, everyone else is coming to karakura town which they moved to soul society" you announced and leaned back into you seat. "Understood? I think that's enough the the small brains of some of you guys"