Hang out with Papyrus

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by Pridestriker

by Pridestriker

Papyrus: SO YOU CAME BACK TO SEE ME? YOU MUST BE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. I'LL HAVE TO TAKE YOU SOME REALLY SPECIAL. A PLACE I LIKE TO SPEND A LOT OF MY TIME.
*Papyrus takes frisk in a circle from his house, to Grizzlys, back to his house*
MY HOUSE! *They both go inside. Frisk looks around*

Frisk: Nice place.

Papyrus: THANKS! SO, IF YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING, DO YOU WANT TO START HANGING OUT?

Frisk: Sure.

Papyrus: OK! LET'S HANG OUT!
*Hangout "battle" starts*
HERE WE ARE! HANGING OUT! I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE... BUT DON'T WORRY HUMAN! YOU CAN'T SPELL PREPARED WITHOUT SEVERAL LETTERS OF MY NAME! I SNAGGED AN OFFICIAL GUIDEBOOK FROM THE LIBRARY! WE'RE READY TO HAVE A GREAT TIME! LET'S SEE... STEP ONE: ASK THEM TO HANG OUT. HUMAN! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL HANG OUT WITH YOU!

Frisk: That's not asking, but sure.

Papyrus: REALLY?! WOWIE! I GUESS THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR PART TWO! PUT ON NICE CLOTHES TO SHOW YOU CARE. WAIT A SECOND... YOU'RE WEARING CLOTHING RIGHT NOW! AND EARLIER TODAY YOU WERE WEARING CLOTHING! NO... CAN IT BE? YOU WANTED TO HANG OUT FROM THE VERY BEGINNING?!

Frisk: No.

Papyrus: WELL, DESPITE THAT YOU CHOSE TO WEAR CLOTHING. WAS YOUR FRIENDSHIP PREDESTINED?!

Frisk: I guess so.

Papyrus: N-NO! YOUR FRIENDSHIP POWER! NYEHEHE! DON'T THINK YOU'VE BESTED ME YET! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE NEVER BEEN BEATEN AT HANGING OUT! AND I NEVER WILL! I CAN EASILY KEEP UP WITH YOU! YOU SEE, I CAN ALSO WEAR CLOTHING! I ALWAYS WEAR MY SPECIAL CLOTHING UNDERNEATH MY REGULAR CLOTHING IN CASE SOMEONE WANTS TO HANG OUT! BEHOLD! NYHE! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY SECRET STYLE?!

Frisk: I honestly love it.

Papyrus: NO! A GENUINE COMPLIMENT! HOWEVER YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND THE HIDDEN POWER OF THIS OUTFIT! WHAT YOU JUST SAID IS INVALID! THIS HANGOUT WON'T ESCALATE ANY FURTHER! UNLESS... YOUR FIND MY SECRET! BUT THAT WON'T HAPPEN!

Frisk: I think it's your hat.

Papyrus: MY HAT... NYEHEHEH! WELL THEN... YOU FOUND MY SECRET! I SUPPOSE I HAVE NO CHOICE! IT'S A PRESENT JUST FOR YOU!

Frisk: Thanks! *Frisk opens it*

Papyrus: DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS!?

Frisk: Yes. It's spaghetti.

Papyrus: RIGHT! BUT THIS AIN'T ANY OLD PASTA! THIS IS AN ARTISANS WORK! SILKEN SPAGHETTI! FINLEY AGED IN AN OAKEN CASK! THEN COOKED BY ME, MASTER CHEF PAPYRUS! HUMAN! IT'S TIME TO END THIS! THERE'S NO WAY THIS CAN GO ON ANY FURTHER!

Frisk: I'll try it. *Frisk takes a small bite*

Papyrus: WHAT A PASSIONATE EXPRESSION! YOU MUST REALLY LIKE MY COOKING! AND... ME! MAYBE EVEN MORE THAN I DO! NOOOO! HUMAN. IT'S CLEAR NOW. YOU'RE COMPLETELY OBSESSED WITH ME. EVERYTHING YOU DO AND SAY... IT'S BEEN FOR MY SAKE. I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY TOO HUMAN. IT'S TIME FOR ME TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS. IT'S TIME I TOLD YOU. I, PAPYRUS... WELL, I'M FLATTERED YOU CARE SO MUCH. BUT MAYBE COOL IT A LITTLE BIT. YOU ARE A VERY NICE PERSON! I'M GLAD WE'RE FRIENDS. BUT, I THINK YOU CAN REACH YOUR MAX POTENTIAL IF YOU LIVE MORE FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, RATHER THAN JUST FOR MINE. I KNOW! YOU SHOULD HANG OUT WITH MY BOSS, UNDYNE! I THINK IF YOU SPREAD YOUR FRIEND ENERGY OUT MORE YOU'LL HAVE A MUCH HEALTHIER LIFESTYLE! YES! LET'S BE FRIENDS WITH UNDYNE! NYEHEHEH! AND IF YOU EVER NEED TO REACH ME HERES MY PHONE NUMBER! YOU CAN CALL ME ANY TIME! WELL, GOTTA GO! NYEHEHEH!
*Papyrus leaves and Frisk moves on to Waterfall*