~ Basically Just Random Stuff Book ~

c!Ranboo, but he shrinks a bunch

This was idea was made by theleafyforest (also, there were like, two other people encouraging me to make this)

That morning in Snowchester was like any other.

Ranboo and Tubbo woke up with the sun, got ready, woke Michael up and got him ready (which was always a hassle), then dropped him off at Puffy's. Today was going to be a rather busy day.

On the checklist of things to do was gather resources, work at their respective burger places, give Tubbo a few new totems like he asked a bit ago and finish the Bee n Boo hotel.

Ranboo crossed out the last one. They'd finish it one day.

Ranboo spent the next few hours chopping down trees while Tubbo and his ender particles talked with him. They'd do this often. Ranboo quite enjoyed his talks with Tubbo. They'd always be slightly more chaotic than you'd expect, but that was just Tubbo. Ranboo wouldn't trade Tubbo's chaoticness for anything.

When Ranboo turned to face the tree he was chopping down rather than Tubbo, he noticed something was off. Ranboo, being 8'5, should've been near three blocks. However, his line of sight was down at the bottom, meaning he was around 7'.

"Uhhh Tubs?" Ranboo glanced at his husband, "Have I shrunk?"
Tubbo paused to look at him, "I dunno. You're still freakishly tall."

Of course he'd be freakishly tall next to the person who was the average height of a 17 year old in the UK. But to any other Enderman, Ranboo would look underdeveloped. Or worse, like a child. He was already considered short for his age.

At Wilburger Ranvan, Wilbur wouldn't shut up. Ranboo had to sit through rant after rant after rant about Quackity. Now, Ranboo was always willing to listen when his friends needed to let something out, but Ranboo was starting to think Wilbur was in love with Quackity.

As he silently flipped burgers for the one wolf that decided to visit, Ranboo froze.
Based on where his line of vision was, Ranboo wasn’t 7'. He was shorter. Quickly, Ranboo ran to Wilbur. He grabbed Wilbur’s shoulders and forced him to look at him. After Wilbur was still, Ranboo stood up straight and used his hand to draw a line between Wilbur and him. Ranboo let out a relieved breath when he saw that he was still taller than Wilbur.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Wilbur asked.
"I think I might be shrinking."

Wilbur paused to process Ranboo’s words. Then he bursted out into laughter.

"Ranboo! You're always such a pleasant person to be around, with your jokes," Wilbur laughed.
"I'm not joking! I'm supposed to be around three blocks, but now I'm two blocks tall!" Ranboo yelled.
"If it's really that big of a problem, you can go on sick leave," Wilbur stated, catching his breath from all that laughing.
"Really?"
"No."