Marauders Preferences

When they want attention

☂️James Potter☂️

Just starts talking about absolutely everything.

"Hey Y/N."

"Not now, I'm busy."

*gasp*

"Rude, in fact speaking of rude, did you hear that Mcgonagall was teaching her class, and one of the kids started laughing at her, so she says to him, 'what's so funny, the only funny thing in this room is your face, but there aren't any mirrors.' and I just think it's impressive how fast she came up with that. Also, did you know, the yo-yo was originally made to be a weapon, and-"

"Fine, what do you want?"

He is the only reason you know so many random, mostly pointless facts.

☂️Sirius Black☂️

He starts 'showering you in affection' (by using bad pick up lines that James recommended, but we don't mention that bit), or, as you like to call it, getting in the way, and you are always right.

"Sirius, I'm trying to revise, leave me alone, we spent the whole morning together, all I want is an hour to cram."

"But my senses tell me its going to rain soon, so you need to come inside, probably somewhere warm. If I may, I suggest my bed."

"Sirius, shut up."

"My lips are cold, I think I need you to warm them up."

"Focillo. Better?"

He often ends up getting the silent treatment for a while after this.

☂️Remus Lupin☂️

He stares at you for an uncanny amount of time, like, how-has-he-not-blinked-yet amount of time.

"Remus, please stop staring at me like that, I have homework due tomorrow so I can't talk to you yet."

"..."

"Remus, its making me extremely uncomfortable."

"..."

"Fine, if that's how you want to play."

It almost always ends in a staring competition. So far the scores are tied.

☂️Regulus Black☂️

Repeating your name becomes really annoying after awhile, you learned that the hard way.

"Hey!"

"..."

"Y/N, Y/N, Y/N, hello, Y/N, Y/N, Y/N, pay attention to me, please, Y/N, pretty please, I swear to Salzaar it'll be quick."

"Okay then, what is it?"

It, in fact, was not quick.

☂️Tom Riddle☂️

He likes to pretend he doesn't, but he almost definitely starts acting like a toddler giving the silent treatment.

"Hey Y/N."

"Not now, I'm busy."

*cue long sighs*

"You're pouting."

"No I'm not, I'm behaving like any normal person who hasn't been given the right amount of attention yet."

You are the only person who can get away with doing this.

Focillo is apparently a warming spell, in case you didn't know.

Also if you have any preference requests or ideas, feel free to tell me, because I'm running out of ideas.