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Poop water (a filler chapter)

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This is a filler chapter whilst i figure out what to write for chapter 20.

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It was currently 3rd period for m/n, and his lunch was not sitting right. His stomach was punching itself and the gases were leaking a whole battle field inside his poor stomach.

I'm actually gonna shit myself. All i had was rice and oh-

Hinata's biscuits.

I knew it. I shouldn't of eaten them not after i saw them being made..

Damn it i don't wanna poop in school  the toilet papers worse than sandpaper and my luxury ass doesn't deserve that.

Never mind. I'm gonna go poop.

M/n slowly raised his hand up and it stayed there for a while.

TEACHER LOOK AT MY HAND RIGHT NOW. I NEED TO POOP! IF U LOOK AT ME I'LL PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR CLAS-

"Yes m/n?"

Uh i take that back i didn't mean it.

"Can i go to the toilet?"

"M/n you just had lunch why didn't you go then?"

Well maybe it's cause i didn't consume Hinata's bicuits yet?

"I didn't need it then sir."

"Fine go quickly but, next time i won't let you. Understand?"

"Yep of course thanks sir."

And with that, m/n rushed off to the toilets. He was about to enter when he smelt the worst smell of his life.

What the fuck. What did this guy eat? I thought i had it bad but -

He slowly opened the toilet lid and behold.

JESUS THAT'S A MASSIVE POOP GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS WORTHY..

I'm gonna go to a different toilet then-

M/n entered the gym toilets and froze.

"B-bob."

"Hush Bobina you'll feel good in a sec my dick makes all the ladys swoon cause its so big."

"Bob-"

"What are you coming baby?"

Ah my sad sad life.

"Yea coming out as lesbian. Jesus your dicks so small. I deserve an oscar for pretending. And by the way, the only big thing about you is your ego."

Ouch that's gotta hurt.
Hah burn him more.
Oh shit they're coming-

M/n did the only reasonable thing he could think of and rushed back into the toilet with the big poop in it.

Damn it stinks but at least im away from those two..

Plop.

Huh what was that?

Plop plop.

Really what is that noise..

PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP.

This where i die isn't it..

SPLASH

AH WTF WHYS THERE WATER EVERYWHERE.

wait.

Don't tell me that's what i think it is-

SHIT IT IS.

POOP WATER-

Huh what's that nice smell?

It smells of aloe vera hand gel..

"M/n wake up."

Hey i know that voice-

"Your friends are banging on the door."

M/n opened his eyes and sighed in relief.

Ah it was just a dream wait  whys my face wet?

"Um sakusa? Why's my face wet.."

"Oh you weren't waking up so i put some handsanatiser on your face."

"You what."

"Hand gel on your face."

"Oh."

"Oh."

"Sakusa?"

"Yea?"

"Why are there cookies on my hand?"

"I got stressed."

"Oh."

"Oh."

"Understandable."

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Hah guess who forgot about this story.

I'm working on chapter 20 soo this was just whatever my brain could think of for now.

Hey if anyone could give any ideas on what i should add please do. Cause all I've been thinking of is ramen 🤡.

There's probably a few mistakes in here buttttt i can't be bothered to fix them right now.

See you round.