Hand gel doesn't taste nice

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Third person pov:

As it appears, Sakusa had found m/n's room. Now that wouldn't be a problem if he wasn't face first on the ground. Why was he on the ground? Well what happens when someone procrastinates cleaning their room for over a year?

"M/N YOU KILLED HIM?!" S/n screeched in panic

"I DIDN'T MEAN TO-"

"WAHH I'M GOING TO GET SUED. M/N YOU'RE PAYING!"

"IT WAS YOUR IDEA. IF YOU GAVE ME A NOTICE I MAYBE WOULD'VE CLEANED!!"

"No you wouldn't."

"Yeah i wouldn't."

"M/n you know this guy hates germs right?"

"Yea-"

"Well how about we spray him with water?"

"S/n are you drunk?"

"Huhhh no of course not."

".."

"Okay maybe a little. BUT that's besides the point. If we spray him with soap and water maybe it'll remove the bacteria and wake him up!"

"I don't think that's how it works-"

Before m/n could finish, s/n put a finger on his lips.

"Hush now because i know it will work for sure! Now grab the spray bottle m/n we're gonna save a life!!"

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Fast forward a bit and currently, m/n and s/n were huddled around Sakusa. M/n holding a spray bottle and s/n with two bars of soap.

"Alright m/n lift up his shirt!"

"Huh. WAIT WHAT?!"

"Well yeah I've seen this on tv where they take of the dying patients shirt and shout CLEAR then press these things on to zap them back to life!"

"S/n- that's a defibrillator. Also how is that meant to work with soap and water?"

"Ah m/n i thought you were the smart sibling but i guess not. Well dummy you take his shirt of, then i shout CLEAR and u spray his body whilst i press the soap blocks on him."

"Whatever I'm not legal for jail yet."

"Alright m/n let's do this!"

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