༄ 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭e 𝘢𝘵 𝘻𝘦𝘳𝘰 𝘰'𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺
Welcome people to what i shit out of my brain and post online.
Disclaimer: IT'S CRING...
"Normally when someone asks another person if they can be their sugar daddy they'd be overjoyed right?"
"That's not really something you ask-"
"Now love why the fuck did u slap me."
"It was out of instinct okay."
"You're telling me the first thing you do if someone asks you a question is to slap them.."
"I panicked also um do you need more ice-"
See m/n and Childe were currently sat on a bench infront of a corner store. Childe with an ice pack on his face and m/n just there cause he can't leave after slapping someone.
What happened to the volleyball team you ask? I don't know either.
"Hmm you know the offer is still up for grabs just for you my love~" Childe says winking
"I- dude i literally just slapped you but, say less."
"Ah i knew you would fall for me eventually."
Dude i can't take you seriously with that swollen cheek of yours but free money is free money...
"Childe in all seriousness why are you here?"
"Well you slapped me, so you dragged me to this shop saying something bout not wanting a fine and you got me a pack of ice and here we are darling."
"YOU HEARD THAT?!"
"Well yeah i have pretty good ears you know."
"Um that's you know what nevermind.. What i mean is why did you pay for my room and that stuff?"
Childe stopped smiling and a grim expression spread on his face. He quickly regained his usual smile and started talking again.
"Ah um well you see-"
He was then interrupted by a stampede of people all rushing towards m/n.
