༄ 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭e 𝘢𝘵 𝘻𝘦𝘳𝘰 𝘰'𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺
Welcome people to what i shit out of my brain and post online.
Disclaimer: IT'S CRING...
I was exhausted to the point i didn't give a shit anymore. I simply laid down on the crusty hall floor and tried to have a nap.
Key word "tried"
Mid way through my nap a tangerine and a bald guy came up to me and jumped on my stomach.
"Ajakndkqwn oof- OI WHAT THE FUCK!"
"M/n bro chill. We're gonna leave soon and if we left you the cleaner will probably mistake you as a piece of trash so we're doing you a favour dude."
"Yes what Tanaka said." Hinata agreed
"Yea but you didn't have to fricking jump on me. Coulda just shook or something."
"Heh my bad bro." Tanaka shrugged
"M/n! Someone's here for you." Suga shouted
Huh what. I walk though. Unless the fbi are here to arrest me for my google search last night... _______________ -------------- "Who is it?"
"I dunno they're in a really posh car though. Plus they're wearing a suit." Suga shouted back
Fuck. It really might be the fbi
"Tell them I'm dead and delete my search history."
"Young master m/n l/n i was sent here by Ceo l/n to take you to the l/n residence for a formal attire." An unknown voice announced
"Pffft moaster are you in some sort of Ceo manhwa situation." Tsuki snickered
"Shut it stripper pole."
Bruh it's worse than i thought it's not the fbi,the men in black, the mafia, the yakuza or Tony Stark it's my fucking old man's assistant.
"Uh whoever you are please tell the old man to fuck off and stop contacting me."
"I'm sorry young master but i can not do that. Ceo l/n has demanded you to come over."
"Okay then what's your name sir?"
"My name is Sebastian young master."
Eh Sebastian from black butler? If so take me away.
"Alright Sebastian please go away unless your Sebastian Michaelis."
"I apologise young master but unfortunately i am not whom you call Sebastian Michaelis." Not Sebastian from black butler replied
"Ah i knew it you don't look as nice as him i figured. Anyway please leave I'm not interested with that living trash."
"Press f to pay your condolence to the poor assistant." Tanaka whispered
"F." "F." "F." "F." "F." "F." "F." _______________ -------------- "Oi shush we don't want to interupt this conversation." Daichi whispered with a warning tone
"Well i didn't really want to resort to this but ceo l/n has given me permission to drag you there."
Is he saying what i think he is?! Is he gonna fucking kidnap me?!
"Uh no thanks I'm good imma go I'm pretty sure he disowned me as well at one point so yeah bye~"
Before i could make a run for it i felt a gloved hand cover my mouth.
"Bleh ew bro your gloves are nasty tasting. And not cool bro. Not cool. Not only did you dissapoint me by not being Sebastian Michaelis, but you also tried to kidnap me."
"Hey m/n i know i shouldn't interfere with your private life but i feel like you should go with this dude." Suga said
"Sebastian" wasted no time by dragging me into the car and started to drive off to the mansion.
"Oi open the doors. Let me go fake Sebastian!"
"I'm sorry young master i have to deliver you to the ceo or i will not get my pay check."
"Why'd you need money bro you look loaded."
"Well promise not to tell the ceo but i need to save up to afford aLeviAckerman figure."
Well he's a man of culture but he coulda just gotten a job at like Tesco's and one month later I'm sure he would have enough money.
"Oh um ok then welp i hope you get that money just don't kidnap more people for that old man ok?"
"Young master we have arrived."
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I kind of feel like this story is turning into one of those rich dude mahnwa's or something.
This story is slow as fuck i know I'm sorry but like that's just how i write.
Anyways just take a Suga picture.
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