Prank calls in the gc????? :O

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so this was gonna be a Bakugan brawl part but I wrote it ages ago and it just doesn't fit in with the plot anymore so I'm putting it here!!

(I wrote this after part 23 end my life)

BAKUGAN BRAWL!

sleep supremacist: people keep prank calling me

sleep supremacist: it's really annoying me

obvious prankster: oh do you know who's calling??

sleep supremacist: no, they're putting on some accent and the number's witheld

AjYEET: oh dang you should prank them back!

obvious prankster: yeah!

autocorrect sucks: you should!

sleep supremacist: how

sleep supremacist: I can't prank call them since idk their numbers

I hate formalities: answer the call in a funny way then they'll assume they got the wrong number when you pick up

sleep supremacist: okay..

sleep supremacist: like how?

autocorrect sucks: uhhhhh idkkk

AjYEET: oh I've got some ideas!

AjYEET: "Los Volmos orphanage, you make 'em we take 'em. how can I help you?"

AjYEET: "this is Joe's pizza, you want Chinese?"

AjYEET: just start ordering pizza

Emo boy: "911 What's your emergency?"

Emo boy: "Sorry she is dead, can I have her call you back?"

Emo boy: "This is roadkill diner. you kill 'em we grill 'em, how can I help you?"

autocorrect sucks: ok who taught Magnus to be chaotic

I hate formalities: me and Ajit

AjYEET: me and Noah

Emo boy: Ajit and Noah.

autocorrect sucks: ohhhhhhhh

autocorrect sucks: makes sense

I hate formalities: "go ahead caller you're on Air"

I hate formalities: "I finished the job what's next chief?"

I hate formalities: pretend you don't speak English

Emo boy: Play some weird music.

AjYEET: pretend to know them

cat: "thanks for signing up for cat facts! to unsubscribe please press 12"

sleep supremacist: that's more ideas than I'll probably ever need

sleep supremacist: but thanks, I'm going to try them

AjYEET: let us know what happens!!

sleep supremacist: will do

sleep supremacist: they called back

sleep supremacist: uh I used the orphanage one on them and they just "Sounds like what my parents did with me" and hung up

AjYEET: SBSJNSHSNSNS TBH MOOD

sleep supremacist: and they called again

sleep supremacist: "911 what's your emergency?" "well there's this guy pretending to be the emergency services, I'm talking to him right now." there was a laugh in the background and then they hung up

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