Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven?

One Does Not Simply Let Louis Drive.

A/n 

We're so soory guys. I know its been ages since we last uploaded, Im currently facing a writer's block:p Also the thought of our impending doom, associated with our CIEs, gets me so freaked out that I take a nap, thats why we havent been able to update. Please forgive us, keep reading and voting! -Aafia:)

Anushka’s POV 

I came home to a sleeping Aafia sprawled on a stretcher, Liam was holding her hand. They were all ready to go. Where in the world did Aafia get a stretcher from?! Meh whatever …Im hungry and covered in wet flour…Don’t ask why its wet.

On the way from the supermarket I had called our best friends Simra and Nawal and invited them to lunch. I figured I needed someone sane in my life at the moment, they were level headed and were in fact directionators, so I couldn’t wait to see the boys trying to convince them of their worth.

“So guys, ready?” Niall said, eating crisps.

“Where did you get chips from ??” I asked.

“Umm… I found them in your bag ??” Niall said shrugging, as if invading my privacy was a normal thing.

“Hey !! Why are you covered in wet flour ??’

So we went over our entire story adding the part where fangirls had thrown water on Zayn and Louis down because apparently they were soo hot they needed to cool down.

“Well, if Simon ever wants to have a concert here..It will be sucessful” Liam said, going to check on Aafia.

“Im going to shower.” I said walking to my room. “You can guys can clean up in my parents bathroom.” I said pointing at Louis and Zayn.

“Hey how come we have to share a bathroom, and you get to have one for yourself?” Louis complained.

“Whatt? NO! I meant you can use the bath, ONE AT A TIME!” I blushed and hurried off.

30 Minutes Later..

“Hurry up Zayn!! Its been forever!” I stood banging on the door. I had already taken a bath and so had Louis in my bathroom only. Zayn had been in the toilette for over half an hour! “What is taking you so long? Youre a guy, guys don’t take so long!” I shouted.

“Dudee Youre mom has really good hair products! And theyre so many!.” Zayn’s muffled voice came from behind the door.

“Oh my God! Get out!!”

“Sheesh, someone’s impatient.” Zayn said coming out, with his hair dripping. He was shirtless. I blushed furiously. And ran out of the room before he could see my scarlet cheeks.

“LOL Whats up with you Nush?” Niall asked.

“I don’t know, I came out of the bathroom and she ran out like she’d seen a ghost” Zayn said looking very amused. He was still shirtless. “I guess I have this affect on Pakistani girls as well” He said flexing his muscles.

“Oh please! Don’t flatter yourself” I smirked.

“Yup, lets go.” Liam replied, getting to his feet. He started pushing Aafia’s stretcher, who was still sleeping peacefully under the influence of the meds. Gosh she looks so innocent. Appearances can be deceiving.

Zayn, Liam, sleeping Aafia and I piled into the elevator. Niall, Harry and Louis insisted on running down the 8 flights of stairs. Crazies, Aafia usually does the same except she drags me along with her.

Luckily our family van was downstairs in the parking lot. We piled into it. And Louis insisted on driving us to Nandos.

Two Hours Later…

“Louis You drive soo slow!!!” It was a 20 minute drive!” Aafia complained. In order to get into the van, we had to fold up her stretcher and she was now sprawled across the backseat with her head on Liam’s lap. She bounced every time we hit a bump in the road, and it was started getting really uncomfortable for her.

Louis managed to miss yet another speed breaker on the road, and the everyone in the car hit their heads on the roof. I rubbed my head and swore under my breath. Aafia screamed in pain as her broken bones collided with each other. “BITCH I WILL CUT YOU!” She threatened with apparent anger flaming in her eyes. Louis quickly apologized and made a note to himself not to get on Aafia’s bad side. Fun and bubbly on the outside, dark evil and scary on the inside. She was dangerous. Especially because she had her own form of ‘The Wooshi Finger Hold’, just like the one in kung fu panda. She’d put three fingers on your shoulder and next thing you know, you’re howling in pain begging her to stop. Evil I tell you. Evil.

“Is it me, or is it a little chilly?” Aafia inquired, looking quite confused. “I mean, its March right? Its not supposed to be this cold”

“You guys call this cold?” Zayn scoffed. “Babes you wouldn’t last a day in England”

“No, she’s right, its like the temperature has suddenly dropped. Its never this cold in March.”

“SAVEE THE PENGUINS!!” Aafia exclaimed from the backseat.

“For the love of God, Aafia there are no penguins in Pakistan!” I sighed in exasperation.

Harry’s face was a mask of pure horror. “N-no penguins?”

Niall hugged him.

“Hey get away from my man!” Louis shouted from the driver’s seat.

“Louis STOP THE CAR!” I screamed. The car immediately came to a halt, which wasn’t too different from the the speed we were driving on.

“Get out” I hissed, as I opened the door.

“What ?” Louis asked, looking concerned. I took his shirt in my hand and pulled him out. I sat in the drivers seat and Louis went and sat in the back.

“Can you drive ?” Liam asked sounding concerned.

“No” Aafia, replied from his lap.

“How old are you ?” Harry asked, strapping his seatbelt.

“17”

“God !! Help us” Louis screeched, closing his eyes.

I rolled my eyes, “Shut up!” I started the car and drove for five minutes, “WE'RE HERE !!”

“I can see your house from here” Harry remarked.

“Beacuse its 20 minute drive, thats why !” I said, glaring at Louis.

“NANDOS !!” Niall screamed and ran in.