Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven?

No Hippie Dude, No.

To make it up to all you beautiful people who actually read this, heres the largest chapter yet :D 

#woohoo #DontGetUsedToIt

Anushka’s POV

Fahad is so funny; I wonder why I’ve never talked to him before. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that he’s an idiot. Anyways, I felt a profound feeling of pride as Zayn turned red when I told Harry that I was texting Fahad. So, my plan was working hehe.

It was so good to see my weird friends after such a long time. Didn’t expect them to be dressed as vegetables though. Umer was completely freaked out by now, Simra and Nawal were chatting with Liam. Mirsub stared at Zayn dreamily, completely awestruck. Rida was being chased by Niall and Louis. All in all, if my parents were here, they would totally freak out.

I looked down at the goose bumps on my arm. Boy, it sure is cold. It’s never been this cold in March. Aafia was right, something’s wrong. I was going to have a chat with the manager of the restaurant, why on earth would you make your restaurant so cold. I was freezing. Just as I got up, I glanced outside the window. With a gasp, I took a step back. Out on the street laid heaps and heap of snow. Everything was covered in a film of white! Karachi is known for its moderate weather, it has never snowed in Karachi... Ok. This was freaky. And even more freaky cause it became this cold in only an hours’ time. The weather was fine this morning. Looks like I was losing it. Maybe One Direction wasn’t even here, what if they were figments of my imagination. What if 1D didn’t even exist? What if I made them up: O I slumped back into my chair and took a deep breath. I must have fallen off the trampoline while spying on Fahad. I must have hit my head hard and got a concussion. That was the only reasonable explanation I could come up with. And come on! To think Zayn Malik would fall for me. Pffft wow must have been some concussion.

So, we spied on my neighbor. I got a concussion and my subconscious has made up a boy band and now I’m imagining them here. To top it off, my friends are dressed up as vegetables and Aafia is in a body cast on a stretcher. Could this day get any weirder?

The bell dinged, announcing a person coming into Nandos. I turned around and saw a man in his mid-twenties walk in. He had waist long hair which was braided into a million long dreads with colorful beads. He wore a multi colored beanie and red fingerless gloves. I sighed as the hippie came and sat down next to me. Great, my day just got weirder.

“Heyyy”, Hippie dude said, as he pulled his chair closer. I looked up and screamed.

“Get away from her!” Umer screamed, running towards us in a cucumber suit.

“Woah.. Are’nt Cucumber’s supposed to be chill.. like ‘Hey.. Im a cucumber! Look at my cucumberness” Hippie guy drawled on.

“Wtf…” Me and Umer chorused.

“I mean.. Cucumbers are cool bro.. they’re green… like the grass…”

“Slowly get up and walk away” Umer whispered. I nodded as I tried to get up, but Hippie dude stopped me.

“I mean Cucumber’s are all oval.. and ovals are like circles? And circles are cool…like look at us we have no sides…” Hippie guy countinued.

“I have this theory that circles take no sides for they have no sides. Hence some may call them pointless. But I think theyre cool.” Aafia joined the conversation.

“Can I go please?” I asked.

“No man… You can’t … we all need to stay together.. the worlds ending… I’ll look after you…”

“Okay.. Get away from her!” Zayn yelled, as he got up.

“Don’t instigate him! We’ll talk it out!” Umer scream/ whipered back.