So this story is about our one friend. Let's just call him Bobby for reasons that are not understood by the rest of humankind.
So this guy never sleeps- ever. He has crippling insomnia. Bobby was hanging at our apartment. He was on the couch at the time. He was watching tv when all of a sudden, the multiple Red Bulls he had drank stopped working. Absolute sugar and caffeine crash. My boyfriend and I were concerned. "Uhhh... Bobby? You good there buddy?" I had asked him at one point. This guy breaks the record for the most drained person I have seen in my life. Eventually, he sat up, and then felt bad about the whole situation.
"Bitch, you're talking to a major insomniac who had trouble sleeping- even as a baby. You're fine."
"Yeah, you know I go to bed at like 3AM."
"We both do."
So that night, Bobby ended up falling asleep on the floor. I almost tripped on him a few times, but the point is he got some sleep. He's good now, don't worry.
In conclusion:
Stay in sleep
Don't do school
Get 8 hours of drugs
- Sincerely, The American Education System.
(For those who don't live in the US, the education system does suck here, ngl. 😂)
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RandomI have been in some wild, weird, and shitty scenarios in my life. Most of them are a wild goose chase, but actually hilarious! So sit back, crack a beer, or any drink, put your feet up and enjoy the chaos!
